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The self-proclaimed University “Beer Police”
received an anonymous phone call at approximately 8:47pm on Friday
night, the 14th, reporting an alleged “major” keg fraternity
party several blocks away. Junior Accounting major Joshua Robbins
first heard the allegations and quickly herded up his party patrolling
pals to “check out the scene.” Several hours later,
the Beer Police was in full swing as member Rocky Johnson declared
atop a roof: “Honey let me arrest you for looking so good,”
to an inebriated girl below. Johnson proceeded to dance like a
chicken upon the request of his friends and later fell off of
the roof into several rose bushes.
The Beer Police was founded when
me and my friend Andy were shopping at the mall one day and saw
this rad shirt in Gadzooks that said ‘Beer Police: You have
the right to remain silent and watch me drink your beer,’”
stated founder and Captain Timothy Vahn. “It was totally
awesome because I already loved beer and I knew me and my friends
could wear the shirts proudly around campus on any occasion.”
Other planned purchases of Tim and his friends include a ‘FBI:
Female Body Inspector’ shirt and a ‘One Tequila, Two Tequila,
Three Tequila, Floor’ windbreaker.
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The Beer Police was founded when
me and my friend Andy were shopping at the mall one day and saw
this rad shirt in Gadzooks that said ‘Beer Police: You have
the right to remain silent and watch me drink your beer,’”
stated founder and Captain Timothy Vahn. “It was totally
awesome because I already loved beer and I knew me and my friends
could wear the shirts proudly around campus on any occasion.”
