Are You Making Fun of My Name?
I work for an ISP. Many of us there use ICQ to communicate back and forth while we help the customers, ask questions, etc. There are over a 100 people that work there and many of us have different work and home ICQ numbers. Shay (her and my ICQ name have been changed to protect the innocent) saw my ICQ name come online and sent me a simple message complimenting me on the name because it was like hers. However, she didn’t know that I was the person she was sending the message to, that I was sitting directly behind her, and that we here at Brass Knuckles Webzine are working very hard at building up our ICQ pranks section =) Check out my insane replies to her friendly messages and keep in mind she was literally 2 ft. behind me while I was replying =)…
Shay:: May I ask who is this …because your name looks alot like mine?
ShaN:: Like I stole it from you or something? Is that what u are trying to say? Are you trying to be funny?
Shay:: No…. I was just wondering what your name was
ShaN:: I guess you just think your the bomb or something..well isn’t that special…
ShaN:: U r the rudest person I’ve ever talked too….
ShaN:: Too Good to speak UR RUDE!
Shay:: And why is that…. all I wanted to know was your name…all I was saying was you had a pretty name…..but if you dont like for people to say nice things to you then thats fine.
ShaN:: U were making fun of my name…..u think your name is better than mine..u r insane!
Shay:: Look my name is Shay how is that better its only one letter off?
ShaN:: U r trying to taunt me…they all did that at the asylum and I thought I had left that behind but now I still have to take that from you…I don’t need this…how did u know?
Shay:: Look im sorry if i bother you….and it want happen again…SORRY.
ShaN:: So that’s how it is is it? You pick a fight and then try to smooth things over with your sweet, sweet words….do u derive sadistic pleasure from hurting people’s feelings?
Shay:: I WASN’T TRYING TO HURT YOUR FEELING I WAS ONLY WONDERING ABOUT YOUR NAME BECAUSE I FELT AND STILL FEELS LIKE ITS A PRETTY NAME….BECAUSE ITS ALOT LIKE MINE ..
ShaN:: A lot like yours but not as good as your right? You look down your nose at people likeme don’t you? Screw you ShaN your name isn’t cool like mine…sit at home alone in the dark drinking alone in the dark til u pass out..that’ll teach you what happens to people with dumb names..
Shay:: WHATEVER…..ALL THE THINGS YOUR SAYING I DID NOT SAY……SO DONT WORRY I WANT BOTHER YOU AGAIN.
ShaN:: I’ve done nothing but try to be your friend and you’ve been screaming at me on ICQ…I bet it makes you feel like an important person…kicking kittens off the steps, pointing and laughing at people with your cool friends and going “hey look they aren’t as cool as me…ehhhh” then you snap your fingers like the fonz cuz u are the epitome of cool..
Shay:: If anybody is been rude its you asked you a simple question and you acttted like the world was ending…..like someone is trying to make fun of you…. i dont even know you to make fun of you….and if you cant talk any better to me then dont talk to me at all…as a matter if fact lets just do that….it was nice meeting you
At this point Shay noticed that I was replying to her message (she has a really distinctive purple ICQ background). It was probably the excessive laughing from 2 ft behind her that gave it away =)
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