Part of this will be familar to econonerds, but there’s a lot that’s new.
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
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A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.