School Brands 5 Year Old Terrorist Over Bubble Gun


We’ve already witnessed two 6 year olds suspended for playing cops and robbers, making gun hands (fortunately they weren’t playing cowboys and Indians, they would have been branded raaaaacists, too). Now we have this hysteria

(ABC) A 5-year-old girl was suspended from school earlier this week after she made what the school called a “terrorist threat.”

Her weapon of choice? A small, Hello Kitty automatic bubble blower.

The kindergartner, who attends Mount Carmel Area Elementary School in Pennsylvania, caught administrators’ attention after suggesting she and a classmate should shoot each other with bubbles.

I wonder if Piers Morgan will go on an epic rant telling us of the danger from bubble blowers?

The parents are having a tough time find the snowflake another school because of how she was suspended. Think this will mess with her self esteem?

The Mount Carmel Area School District told ABC News, “We are confident that much of the information supplied to the media may not be consistent with the facts… The Mount Carmel Area School District takes the well-being and safety of students and staff very seriously.”

Obviously we wouldn’t want to harm someone with a bubble from a scary looking bubble shooter!

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