Written By : Courtney Messerschmidt
June 14, 2011

“Ve are liffing in Amerika – Coca Cola – Voonderbra”

Last years “Boob Quake” – psychically predicted by the highest levels of gay free Persia’s Preacher Command – Hojatoleslam Kazim Sadeghi (Ho what?!) claimed hoochies, hotties and hoes “don’t dress appropriately” and spread the hot sticky lust “when promiscuity spreads, earthquakes increase.”

Oh snap! Say it ain’t so!

Only, it WAS so!

“The pro-scantily-clad lobby of womanity declared today Boobquake, a day to flout and disprove the cleric by baring your boobs.

“And then a 6.9-magnitude earthquake occurred in Taiwan!”

Sweet! Let’s start worshipping the power of immodesty, immediately and without, uh, restraint.

“From the Dawn of Time, boobs have been shaping history – destroying careers, crippling world powers. Many men have been nearly destroyed by these orbs of power” (Don’t open that link at work! Shout out to Starbuck)

A commonly accepted hypothesis is that the bigger the boobs – the dumber the girl is. Actually this is quite incorrect (as best determined boobs have an effective range not unlike the M203 grenade launcher).

The bigger the boobs – the dumber the guys are.

Pic by Tugpicturesdotcom

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