Follow Me on Pinterest
Latest Pins:
For Advertising Info, Write.
alex[at]bulletinmarketing.com
Premium Left blogad
Advertisment
Advertisement
“2012’s Definitive List Of Unusual Baby Names Will Destroy Your Soul”

Written By : Craig Newmark
January 5, 2013

Sad or funny, you decide.

ADVERTISEMENT

GIRLS

Ace - It’s bad enough when people name a boy Ace. Ace the boy has long bangs and the world’s most punchable face. Ace the girl is stuck with a name that screams out to the world, “Daddy wanted a boy, and he wanted that boy to be a fighter pilot.”

. . .

Thinn - Don’t be fatt!

. . . 

BOYS

Aero - Again, you can feel the strain. “I want my son to be bold, and strong, and a leader! I got it: I’ll name him THRUST.” You aren’t doing a child any favors by trying to ascribe qualities to him that aren’t there yet. This is a child, not the launch of a new brand of soda.

Burger - Well now you’re just stoned off your face.

See also “The Strangest Baby Names This Year“.

Shoog?

Comments are closed.

Advertisement
Featured Video

Life in Israel: Iron Dome Interception Over Tel Aviv

php developer india
Around The Web
Advertisement
Previous Features

Ads

Ted Nugent’s Davy Crockett Rant
Politically Correct Fairy Tales
The 50 Greatest Bad-Ass Action Movie Quotes Of All-Time
The Top 25 C.S. Lewis Quotes
5 Black Swans That Could Obliterate America’s Future
7 Reasons Marriage Is Falling Apart in America
Advertisement
User Info