Buy A Copy Of Perez Hilton’s Children’s Book And Get A Free Visit From Social Services!


There are few people on earth that any sane parent would want to expose his or her children to less than Perez Hilton. Perez Hilton is a crude, rude gossip blogger who’s famous primarily for being obnoxious, calling Carrie Prejean a “dumb b*tch, and drawing semen on the faces of celebrities.

Wow, with a resume like that, who wouldn’t want to expose their children to the writings of a degenerate like Perez Hilton?

 

The Boy with Pink Hair is a defining story about how believing in yourself and following your aspirations can not only bring out the best in you, but also in those around you. With fun, colorful and endearing characters, Perez reminds readers that by simply accepting our differences we can find the things that unite us all.

Wow, sounds great! When does Paris Hilton write a children’s book about chastity? How about a kid’s book from Louis Farrakhan reminding us how important it is to accept other religions? Hell, let’s just go all the way and have Charles Manson write a children’s story about the importance of not stabbing people?

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