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Moonbat Tech: GM’s Car of the Future
  24 Mar 2010     2:47 pm      Dave Blount

The aptly named Laugh.
The future of nationalized Government Motors under the leadership of Comrade Obama and the UAW:
The city car of the future will seat two people, run on electric power and communicate with other vehicles to reach a destination faster while automatically avoiding traffic tie-ups and crashes.
They’d better avoid crashes, because you won’t be surviving any.
General Motors, working with electric-scooter maker Segway, has developed three concepts tailored toward that vision of future transportation. The Electric Networked Vehicle, or EN-V, concepts go on display May 1 at the World Expo …

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Stupid Ideas 101: Combining Pig Roast With Burning WTC Image
  11 Mar 2010     9:30 am      William Teach

Could this be considered a case of political correctness, or, simply a case of “some ideas are so stupid that I’m not sure how you actually did this“?
Saskatchewan’s opposition New Democratic Party is slamming an advertisement distributed in a government-held constituency announcing a fundraising dinner that includes an image of the twin towers of the World Trade Centre in flames and refers to a pig roast.
The poster is for Saskatchewan Party member of the legislature and provincial Environment Minister Nancy Heppner.
The MLA for the rural seat of Martensville, north of …

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Man-made Anthropogenic Saturday Night Fever
  17 Feb 2010     4:46 am      Ed Driscoll

The strange tribal rituals of dancing to prevent global warming…

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If You Had Hours Or A Few Days To Live, Would You Want To Know?
  2 Feb 2010     11:25 am      Melissa Clouthier

I’m reading this article on a cat who leaps into your bed at the old folks home and he has got solid death instincts. He only becomes your companion when you’re on your way to permanent sleep:
Dr Dosa first publicised Oscar’s gift in an article in the New England Journal of Medicine in 2007. Since then, the cat has gone on to double the number of imminent deaths it has sensed and convinced the geriatrician that it is no fluke.
The tortoiseshell and white cat spends its days pacing from room …

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Second Grader Suspended For “Violent Drawing.” Can You Guess Of Whom?
  15 Dec 2009     10:00 am      William Teach

If you thought “Barack Obama,” nope. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Al Gore? Nope. Welcome to Taunton, Ma.
A Taunton father is outraged after his 8-year-old son was sent home from school and required to undergo a psychological evaluation after drawing a stick-figure picture of Jesus Christ on the cross.
The father said he got a call earlier this month from Maxham Elementary School informing him that his son, a second-grade student, had created a violent drawing. The image in question depicted a crucified Jesus with Xs covering his eyes to signify that …

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Birther Ad Is Not Raaaaacist, It’s Just Stupid
  1 Dec 2009     8:46 am      William Teach

As usual, a far left web site has gone stark raving bonkers. Yes, yes, I know, this isn’t actually shocking or special. But, yesterday, Think Progress has ramped up the bat s**t crazy to level 8
Washington Times Runs Anti-Obama Birther Ad Featuring Racial Undertones
This latest national edition of the Washington Times features a full-page ad that claims that President Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States. The ad was purchased by the anti-Obama website ProtectOurLiberty.org. While the group has placed several birther ads in the Washington Times …

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The Lameness of Adam Lambert
  30 Nov 2009     6:08 am      Robert Stacy McCain

Let’s face it, he’s boring — which my latest column at The American Spectator is certainly not:

At some point, reasonable people might expect an end to these épater les bourgeoisie gestures, as the bourgeoisie have long since ceased to be shocked by such routine public exhibitions. . . .
More than four decades have gone by since Philip Larkin poetically joked about sex having been invented in 1963, “Between the end of the Chatterley ban/And the Beatles’ first LP.” Nevertheless, there stubbornly persists within the self-styled “artistic community” the assumption that …

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Next Punitive Tax: Meat
  4 Nov 2009     10:58 am      Dave Blount

The power to tax is the power to destroy. Since the liberal kooks who run the government favor vegetarianism, that will mean the destruction of anyone who eats a normal human diet, if it’s up to prominent moonbat “ethicist” Peter Singer, who claims that “the reasons for a tax on beef and other meats are stronger than those for discouraging consumption of cigarettes, transfats or sugary drinks.” This is because:
1. Despite the fact that our teeth are clearly designed for eating meat, meat is supposedly bad for us.
2. Farming is …

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HuffPo Moonbats Decry Racist Dog Costumes
  28 Oct 2009     2:06 pm      Dave Blount

After the sense of right and wrong, the first thing moonbattery destroys as it rots away the soul is the sense of humor. But at least this provides laughs for those who haven’t yet succumbed. At Huffington Post, humorless moonbats denounce racist pet costumes, only dimly aware that their righteous indignation is even more preposterous than the costumes themselves.
Racist against Chinese:

Racist against Mexicans:

Racist against Jews:

Racist against Indians:

Saving the most egregious thought crime for last, HuffPo gasps at the dog pimp costume below, “Is it only a coincidence that this dog’s …

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Is It Any Wonder CNN Is In Last Place? Joy Behar Goes Moonbat
  27 Oct 2009     8:45 am      William Teach

In the war of words that the White House started, Fox News is up 9%. And CNN? They’ve dropped 68% in prime time. And they are dead last among cable news networks, including Headline News. Ratings should get really fun when they start including the cable business news networks. So, what to do? Let Crazy Joy Behar loose!
In the schoolyard of American politics, President Obama is the big, smart kid with all of the test answers who’s being bullied by a bunch of Neanderthal ankle-biters from all sides.
Meanwhile, all the …

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Michelle Obama Action Figure
  12 Oct 2009     11:31 am      Dave Blount

On November 20, the wait will be over; Michelle Obama action figures will hit the market at $12.99 apiece.

Every bit as lovely as the original, aren’t they? The black widow dress looks sharper than ever. I hope they also offer the diplomatic mission to Britain clown suit outfit:

Maybe there will be a talking version so that kids can pull a string and hear these inspiring quotes:
America is just downright mean.
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack …

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Darnell Nash: Another ACORN Community Activist Finds Fame
  9 Oct 2009     12:33 pm      Dave Blount

Comrade Obama isn’t the only big success to come out of ACORN. There’s also the self-proclaimed “Queen of Cleveland Gender Benders,” Darnell Nash:
The activist group ACORN, which has long worked with criminals as it preys on the weak and the troubled, is on the verge of yet another public relations catastrophe.
That’s because a cross-dressing Ohio male escort whom ACORN registered multiple times to vote was convicted of full-fledged vote fraud in addition to the lesser crime of voter registration fraud. A spokesman for Cleveland prosecutor Bill Mason confirmed yesterday …

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