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Moonbat Tech: GM’s YeZ
1 Jun 2010 2:20 pm Dave Blount

The great thing about left-wing kooks having seized control of the auto industry is that unlike private corporations, they don’t have to worry about profitability, since they draw up all the money they want from the bottomless well of taxpayers’ pockets. This frees them to create bold new designs intended not to meet consumer needs, but to rescue the planet from imaginary perils. Government Motors is now working on the ultimate moonbat concept car, the YeZ:

If it looks like the last place finisher in a soap box derby, that could …

The Cambodian “Jungle Woman:” One Of The Greatest News Stories Of All Time
31 May 2010 12:29 pm John Hawkins

There’s a lot of big news breaking out there. The Israeli Commando Raid on the Flotilla. The BP Oil Spill is still going on. And Barack Obama is undoubtedly trying to decide which part of the American dream he wants to systematically destroy next. But sometimes, a story is just so full awesome that you’ve got to write about it, even if it doesn’t matter a hill of beans to anyone at the end of the day. The Telegraph’s “Cambodian ‘jungle woman’ flees back to wild” is such a story.
Let’s …

Moonbats Will Use Meditation to Stop Oil Leak
6 May 2010 2:58 pm Dave Blount

Straight out of Boulder, a moonbat solution to the Gulf oil spill:
“The basic concept is to try and get as many people to visualize that the valve is actually functioning and is working and closing,” said Carl Fuermann, a staff member in the University of Colorado’s Registrar Office.
The Coast Guard estimates that 200,000 gallons of oil a day has been streaming into the Gulf of Mexico since the Deepwater Horizon oil rig sank after it was rocked by an explosion April 20. A safety valve designed to stop the flow …

The World’s Smartest Man Agrees With Me On Space Aliens
26 Apr 2010 2:46 pm John Hawkins

Back in 2006, I did a post on how dumb it was for human beings to try to capture the attention of space aliens,
Consider this: if there are actually aliens out there and a message from Earth reaches them, we don’t have the slightest idea what would happen. If they get the message, they might show up with a big basket of intergalactic flowers or, on the other hand, they might round up our entire population and send us across the galaxy to be made into human space jerky.
But, while …

‘Someone Needs to Pay’
23 Apr 2010 1:09 pm Robert Stacy McCain

Meet Angel Adams, 37-year-old single mother of 15:
The lifelong Tampa resident said she wants justice from the Hillsborough County sheriff’s child protection team that took her kids away from her two years ago and from Hillsborough Kids Inc., which got her kids back six months ago.
“What do I do?” she said earlier in the day. “I have no answers. My family has been railroaded. Someone needs to pay.
“Nobody’s helping me.” . . .
This morning, inside the dingy motel room, Adams handed out a list of her children’s names and ages. …

Moonbat Anti-Macho Manifesto
20 Apr 2010 1:48 pm Dave Blount

Funny thing about politics: you can be a conservative and be all woman, but how can you be a moonbat and be any kind of man? Germany’s Green Party offers a glimpse of what progressives think you should be instead:
A new manifesto from the German Green Party aims to banish macho men for good. … “We no longer need to be macho!” is the title of their manifesto which deals with “equality and male feminism.”
Male feminism. This is why liberals want us to be more like Europe.
The signatories include several …

PETA Has An Issue With Comical Dog Riding Monkeys In Cute Costumes
20 Apr 2010 7:55 am William Teach

Starting out the day on a lighter note this Tuesday, and proving yet again that folks on the Left tend to have no sense of humor
When the dog-riding capuchin monkeys are in town, people talk. (video at the link)
Philip “Dolce” Hendricks, owner of the Banana Derby, says his festival attraction tends to draw in the crowds and is a favorite for local media………
One of those cell phones belonged to Sam Budnyk. He and a friend, Chase Yakaboski, were appalled by what they saw.
Yakaboski watched the show three …

Racist Dog Punished
7 Apr 2010 2:09 pm Dave Blount

It would be oppressively human-centric to limit political correctness to people. Now even dogs can be accused of racism:
YONKERS — A prejudiced pooch that reportedly disliked minorities was slashed last night by a black man who had grown tired of the dog’s incessant barking at him, police said.
The German Shepherd lost an eye, and the alleged slasher — who worked for an oil delivery business where the dog stood guard — was arrested on a felony aggravated cruelty charge.
Andrew Owens, 58, was arraigned this morning in City Court after spending …

Deepak Chopra: The World’s Most Powerful Liberal Psychic
7 Apr 2010 7:03 am John Hawkins

California has long been a home to kooky gurus ranging from Charles Manson to Jim Jones to Marshall Applewhite of Heaven’s Gate fame to their less dangerous brethren.
One of those less dangerous brethren (we hope) is Commander Huffpo J. Fruitcake, also known as Deepak Chopra. He has been spinning his new age tripe for years and he’s found a home at The Huffington Post where he writes laughable nonsense like: “Is Consciousness Connected to the fFne Structure of the Universe?” and “What Quantum Physics Tells Us About Consciousness.”
Of course, Chopra’s …

Obama’s Communist Mentor Raped a 13-Year-Old
6 Apr 2010 2:09 pm Dave Blount

Given the secrecy enshrouding Comrade Obama’s background, we can look forward to a steady stream of revelations as the cesspool that produced him is gradually uncovered. Even when details come to light, they become common knowledge only gradually due to the mainstream media’s willful malpractice. By now many know that Obama’s surrogate father was Frank Marshall Davis, an avowed communist dedicated to the violent overthrow of the American government. But how many know that Davis was also an admitted child rapist?
In addition to scribbling doggerel praising the dictatorship of the …

Pushing Moonbattery to the Next Level
6 Apr 2010 1:15 pm Dave Blount

When it comes to outlandish gestures of mindless moonbattery, who could possibly top electing as president an unqualified ultra-left community organizer who has spent his life surrounded by communists, mainly on the grounds that his father was from Kenya? The answer is Colette Armand.
Like many young women in love, Colette Armand believes she was hit by a coup de foudre when she first saw her future husband. ‘The attraction was instant,’ she says. ‘We had an immediate connection.’
Photographs testify to the strength of their bond, showing a beaming young couple …

Moonbat Tech: GM’s Car of the Future
24 Mar 2010 2:47 pm Dave Blount

The aptly named Laugh.
The future of nationalized Government Motors under the leadership of Comrade Obama and the UAW:
The city car of the future will seat two people, run on electric power and communicate with other vehicles to reach a destination faster while automatically avoiding traffic tie-ups and crashes.
They’d better avoid crashes, because you won’t be surviving any.
General Motors, working with electric-scooter maker Segway, has developed three concepts tailored toward that vision of future transportation. The Electric Networked Vehicle, or EN-V, concepts go on display May 1 at the World Expo …

Stupid Ideas 101: Combining Pig Roast With Burning WTC Image
11 Mar 2010 9:30 am William Teach

Could this be considered a case of political correctness, or, simply a case of “some ideas are so stupid that I’m not sure how you actually did this“?
Saskatchewan’s opposition New Democratic Party is slamming an advertisement distributed in a government-held constituency announcing a fundraising dinner that includes an image of the twin towers of the World Trade Centre in flames and refers to a pig roast.
The poster is for Saskatchewan Party member of the legislature and provincial Environment Minister Nancy Heppner.
The MLA for the rural seat of Martensville, north of …

Man-made Anthropogenic Saturday Night Fever
17 Feb 2010 4:46 am Ed Driscoll

The strange tribal rituals of dancing to prevent global warming…

If You Had Hours Or A Few Days To Live, Would You Want To Know?
2 Feb 2010 11:25 am Melissa Clouthier

I’m reading this article on a cat who leaps into your bed at the old folks home and he has got solid death instincts. He only becomes your companion when you’re on your way to permanent sleep:
Dr Dosa first publicised Oscar’s gift in an article in the New England Journal of Medicine in 2007. Since then, the cat has gone on to double the number of imminent deaths it has sensed and convinced the geriatrician that it is no fluke.
The tortoiseshell and white cat spends its days pacing from room …

Second Grader Suspended For “Violent Drawing.” Can You Guess Of Whom?
15 Dec 2009 10:00 am William Teach

If you thought “Barack Obama,” nope. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Al Gore? Nope. Welcome to Taunton, Ma.
A Taunton father is outraged after his 8-year-old son was sent home from school and required to undergo a psychological evaluation after drawing a stick-figure picture of Jesus Christ on the cross.
The father said he got a call earlier this month from Maxham Elementary School informing him that his son, a second-grade student, had created a violent drawing. The image in question depicted a crucified Jesus with Xs covering his eyes to signify that …

Birther Ad Is Not Raaaaacist, It’s Just Stupid
1 Dec 2009 8:46 am William Teach

As usual, a far left web site has gone stark raving bonkers. Yes, yes, I know, this isn’t actually shocking or special. But, yesterday, Think Progress has ramped up the bat s**t crazy to level 8
Washington Times Runs Anti-Obama Birther Ad Featuring Racial Undertones
This latest national edition of the Washington Times features a full-page ad that claims that President Obama is not a natural-born citizen of the United States. The ad was purchased by the anti-Obama website ProtectOurLiberty.org. While the group has placed several birther ads in the Washington Times …

The Lameness of Adam Lambert
30 Nov 2009 6:08 am Robert Stacy McCain

Let’s face it, he’s boring — which my latest column at The American Spectator is certainly not:

At some point, reasonable people might expect an end to these épater les bourgeoisie gestures, as the bourgeoisie have long since ceased to be shocked by such routine public exhibitions. . . .
More than four decades have gone by since Philip Larkin poetically joked about sex having been invented in 1963, “Between the end of the Chatterley ban/And the Beatles’ first LP.” Nevertheless, there stubbornly persists within the self-styled “artistic community” the assumption that …

Next Punitive Tax: Meat
4 Nov 2009 10:58 am Dave Blount

The power to tax is the power to destroy. Since the liberal kooks who run the government favor vegetarianism, that will mean the destruction of anyone who eats a normal human diet, if it’s up to prominent moonbat “ethicist” Peter Singer, who claims that “the reasons for a tax on beef and other meats are stronger than those for discouraging consumption of cigarettes, transfats or sugary drinks.” This is because:
1. Despite the fact that our teeth are clearly designed for eating meat, meat is supposedly bad for us.
2. Farming is …

HuffPo Moonbats Decry Racist Dog Costumes
28 Oct 2009 2:06 pm Dave Blount

After the sense of right and wrong, the first thing moonbattery destroys as it rots away the soul is the sense of humor. But at least this provides laughs for those who haven’t yet succumbed. At Huffington Post, humorless moonbats denounce racist pet costumes, only dimly aware that their righteous indignation is even more preposterous than the costumes themselves.
Racist against Chinese:

Racist against Mexicans:

Racist against Jews:

Racist against Indians:

Saving the most egregious thought crime for last, HuffPo gasps at the dog pimp costume below, “Is it only a coincidence that this dog’s …