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Child Hauled Off to Prison for Using Magic Marker in Class
23 Dec 2010 1:46 pm Dave Blount

When will miscreants learn that unless you’re an illegal alien, crime doesn’t pay?
A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.
According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”
Woodside, pictured …

Sarah Palin Makes Liberals Act Like Weirdos
9 Dec 2010 6:24 pm Susannah Fleetwood

For some odd reason, Sarah Palin causes liberal elites to rabidly foam at the mouth. Professor William Jacobson of the blog Legal Insurrection wrote an insightful piece about how conservatives seem to reflexively defend Palin, because liberals seem to be perpetually attacking her. Furthermore, not only do liberals seem to revel in finding weird reasons to attack Sarah Palin, but they also seem to only be happy when they are attacking her family as well (probably because they see them as little …

Birth or Butchery?
19 Nov 2010 2:15 pm Dave Blount

Life is cheap, where moonbats who believe in abortion are concerned. Should you let your child live, or kill it? You could flip a coin to decide. Or you could leave it up to strangers on an Internet poll, as Pete and Alisha Arnold of Minnesota are doing:
“Voting is such an important part of who we are as a people,” Pete told Gawker. “Here’s a chance where people can be heard about whether they are pro-choice or whether they are pro-life, and it makes a difference in the real world.” …

Bureaucrats Warn Against Drinking Out of Toilets
16 Nov 2010 1:43 pm Dave Blount

Being predominantly liberals, our rulers know that we’re no more intelligent than dogs, so it’s their responsibility to use our money to protect us from ourselves. For example, in suburban Phoenix, bureauweenies have posted signs warning us not to drink out of toilets:
Chandler’s new City Hall comes with some features that have municipal workers and visitors scratching their heads. Like the restroom signs that tell people not to drink out of the urinals and toilets.
Here’s why you shouldn’t:
The environmentally-friendly five-story building uses recycled gray water from its cooling system to …

Transsexual Changes Back, Denounces Sex Change Operations
9 Nov 2010 2:54 pm Dave Blount

Finally, a shaft of reason falls on the grotesque if politically correct sex change phenomenon:
A man who underwent sex change surgery to look like a woman — then changed back — says the NHS [British National Health Service] should halt all sex change operations.
Charles Kane, who spent £100,000 on operations to make him look like a woman, says he needed counselling, not surgery.
No kidding. Too bad the doctors couldn’t figure that out.
Meanwhile,
At the beginning of this year it emerged that a 16-year-old boy was to become the UK’s youngest sex …

Maobama Still Big in Communist China
3 Nov 2010 3:07 pm Dave Blount

America has soundly rejected his malignant agenda, but Comrade Obama can console himself with the knowledge that he remains popular behind the Bamboo Curtain.
Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodelled him as a blow-up sex doll.
A doll wearing a dark blue suit and red tie, and with Mr Obama’s face carefully screen-printed onto its head, was exhibited at the recent 8th Sex Culture Festival in the southern city …

Add Tattoo Artists To The List Of People You Don’t Want Angry At You
26 Oct 2010 6:37 am John Hawkins

There are certain people it’s particularly wise to avoid conflict with — at least until you don’t need them anymore. For example, you never want to mouth off to your barber before he cuts your hair. It’s also wise to be extremely polite to your waitress before she brings you your food. The last thing you want is an angry waitress trying to figure out what sort of special sauce she can have slipped onto your burger to get back at you for complaining about the slow service. There’s now …

House Taken Over
21 Oct 2010 4:50 pm Dave Blount

Britons thinking of going away for vacation might want to reconsider. With liberal ideology having rotted society to the point that it no longer functions, who will defend your house while you’re gone?
In the middle of completely refurbishing his five-bedroom house, Connan Gupta felt he deserved a week off.
It is a decision he is now regretting because 15 squatters took advantage of his short absence to occupy the £700,000 property.
The jobless Italians changed the locks and have taken up residence along with their three dogs and two cats.
They claim the …

David Frum Weasels Out of a Morally-Suspect Corner: The 14 Errors in his Mea Culpa
12 Oct 2010 6:35 pm David Swindle

This post cross-posted from NewsReal Blog.

I was so eager to forgive David Frum and return to the status quo we had before he believed Alex Knepper’s lies about us. Politically Frum and NewsReal Blog might have some substantive disagreements but on the key issues of support for Israel and a hawkish response to Islamofascism he maintained my respect. And so I hoped we could return to a more cordial relationship akin to when he and David Horowitz debated the merits of Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, and the Tea Parties last …

Prince Charles: West Should Emulate Indian Slums
11 Oct 2010 3:32 pm Dave Blount

What would England look like if Prince Charles were to become king, and it were to pursue his left-wing vision of multiculti envirosustainability? Like one of the miserable slums that fester in India:
Britain’s Prince Charles has cited the Mumbai shantytown setting for the film “Slumdog Millionaire” as a role model for sustainable living in Western cities, a report said Saturday.
The 61-year-old heir to the British throne writes in a new book being published next week that the Dharavi slum is better and more instinctively organised than many Western towns, London’s …

Westboro “Baptist” Church Plans On Pissing Everyone Off On 9/11
10 Sep 2010 5:14 pm William Teach

And a put Baptist in quotes, because this “church” is not following the teachings of the Bible nor Christ. Anyhow
It is still unclear if a Florida pastor will go through with his plans to burn the Quran on the anniversary of 9-11 tomorrow, but one thing is for sure, a church in Topeka will burn the Quran, “and then some”. Topeka’s Westboro Baptist Church has angered more than its share of military families over the years with its protests at the funerals of American soldiers. On Saturday, they not only …

Say, About That Wacky Poll About People Believing PBO Is A Muslim….
24 Aug 2010 7:29 pm William Teach

Marc A. Thiessen, certainly not as perky and hawt as Tiffany A. Thiessen (though, Marc certainly has a more steady gig), puts it all in perspective
Much attention has been paid in recent days to a poll by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life showing that 18 percent of Americans incorrectly believe that President Obama is a Muslim. But the results of another Pew poll on religion released last December were far more shocking. It turns out that 36 percent of Democrats claim to have communed …

Busy Bodies Push For Meatless Mondays
10 Aug 2010 9:09 am William Teach

Yes, some nattering nabobs aren’t content with living their own lives meat free on Mondays, they want you to do the same!
There’s a movement afoot aimed at changing the way we eat one day a week.
The Meatless Monday campaign is backed by public health advocates, chefs and suburban moms who want to tackle the problems of cholesterol and heart disease. One risk factor for these chronic conditions is consuming too much saturated fat — the type of fat found in meat.
Have you ever noticed that these …

NAACP Wants to Turn Michael Jackson’s Private Gomorrah Into State Park
16 Jul 2010 3:23 pm Dave Blount

As if nearly bankrupt California didn’t waste enough money, the NAACP is demanding that it make an official state park out of Neverland Ranch, the wormhole into the Twilight Zone where the plastic surgery disaster Michael Jackson rode on a Ferris wheel and plied little boys with “Jesus juice” (aka alcohol) before molesting them.
“I think Michael’s history is world history and I think it would become the No. 1 attraction for the state parks if we could pull it off,” said state NAACP President Alice Huffman, who also serves on …

Sick Joke or Misguided Fashion Statement?
15 Jul 2010 2:32 pm Dave Blount

Look what the Bitter Half chose to wear to a northwest Florida beach menaced by the oil leak her husband’s regime exacerbated by blocking those who tried to clean it up:

“At least there’s no oil on my thumbs!”
The purpose of her photo op was to encourage tourists to come to those Gulf Coast beaches that haven’t yet been ruined. Meanwhile, the Obamas are planning their own vacation in Maine.
Maybe she has a sense of humor after all — just not a very pleasant one.
On a tip from Gary. Cross-posted at …

Moonbat Tech: Jump Rope Generator
21 Jun 2010 2:00 pm Dave Blount

With Comrade Obama all but declaring war on the oil and coal industries that make our cars go and the lights come on, it’s a good thing that his fellow moonbats have the smarts to generate power by other means. The E Rope, for example:
Besides being good for your flubber, skipping seems to be a good way for harnessing energy to recharge batteries. I know this idea is not so new; we have seen how jumping a rope can power a torch and juice batteries. However design is not only …

Samuel T. Cogley, Come On Down!
20 Jun 2010 6:08 pm Ed Driscoll

Meet Texas’ surprise Democratic primary winner, congressional nominee Kesha Rogers. What could go wrong?

Ethicist Discusses Merits of Ending Human Race
9 Jun 2010 1:34 pm Dave Blount

The worst thing that can happen to a body is for it to turn against itself. This is known as cancer. The worst thing that can happen to a society is for it to turn against itself. This is known as liberalism.
Liberals don’t just curl their lips at the sight of American flags. Because most Americans are Caucasians, they grant special privileges to those who aren’t. Because most Americans are Christians, they loathe Christianity. Because we speak English, they support bilingualism. Because we’re humans, they call for an end to …

Black Holes Deemed Racist Again
7 Jun 2010 11:12 am Dave Blount

We’re going to have to come up with a less racially insensitive name for black holes. The term has caused trouble before, and now it has again:
A graduation card sold at local stores has been pulled from shelves after a civil rights group raised concerns about the content. The group claims the card’s micro-speaker plays a greeting that’s racist.
It is a graduation greeting from Hallmark that says, “Hey world, we are officially putting you on notice.”
Members of the Los Angeles NAACP did take notice. As characters known as “Hoops” and …

Moonbat Tech: Pedal-Powered Porsche
2 Jun 2010 2:57 pm Dave Blount

In its never-ending quest for new extremes of self-parody, the enviromoonbat movement has applied Fred Flintstone-era technology to sports cars:

There’s a reason the wheels look a little thin. The engineless vehicle has the same propulsion mechanism as a tricycle.
Only one of its kind, the vehicle is dubbed the Ferdinand. Unfortunately, this Porsche 911 GT3 RS is also the slowest one sans fun but only serious concerns at the core. Representing everything that will never happen to a Porsche, under the skin there is a collection of tubes, tape, two pedals …

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