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I Get Letters: Enjoy My Hate Mail
  1 Feb 2013     7:19 am      John Hawkins

I get hate mail, hate tweets or hate comments on a daily basis, but most of it is too boring or incoherent to make it worthwhile to post. Still, some of it is entertaining enough in a stupid and/or vicious sort of way to make it worth posting. So, enjoy getting a little taste of the sort of email I receive on a regular basis.
Albert Hess
Subject: Death
John Hawkins deserves to die for what he’s done and he should be killed to send a message loud enough to convince other …

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Hate Mail Of The Week: “Blood Money”
  2 Apr 2012     12:02 am      John Hawkins

It isn’t the longest email you’ll ever read, but sometimes pithy and to the point beats spewing a thousand words of hatred.
to: rightwingnews-at-gmail.com
date: Sat, Mar 31, 2012 at 7:27 PM
subject *IMPORTANT*
please stop flooding the uniformed public with hateful propaganda. your fear mongering is tearing this nation apart. i hope you enjoy the blood money you make with these articles.
This is a magnificent piece of hate mail for two reasons.
#1) It gives me personal credit for “tearing this nation apart,” which I find kind of perversely flattering.
#2) It seems to assume …

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Hate Mail Of The Day: Murder Trig Palin
  24 Jun 2011     5:16 am      John Hawkins

The Left is so obsessed with Sarah Palin that crazy libs are even sending me Sarah Palin-themed hate mail. From YouTube yesterday.
U will pay…..
and sarah palin will pay as well!!!
letting that lil’ retarded baby of hers live is a sin!!!
he can’t function in this world!!! someone needs to spare him the sad life he has!!
just drown him in the bathtub!!! it’s easy to fake!! or give him a gun to play with in bed! one shot to the head, and he’s sent to Heaven!!!
but no angel should have to do …

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I Get Emails: It’s Those Billionaires Who Are The Real Enemies!
  11 Apr 2011     2:27 am      John Hawkins

From my email last night,
A Wall Street Billionaire, a Tea Party member, a Union member, a Black WELFARE mother, and a non-union electrician were having lunch. The waiter brought in 12 cookies for ALL of them to eat. The BILLIONAIRE immediately grabbed 11.5 cookies and started to eat them. He looked at the Tea Party member and said “You better watch THEM, THEY are after YOUR HALF-A-COOKIE.”
Yes, Comrade, the real problem is obviously the Wall Street bourgeoisie that’s taking advantage of the proletariat for their own selfish ends! If we …

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I Get Emails: Why Fiscal Conservative Shouldn’t Support The Medicare Cuts In Obamacare
  14 Dec 2009     5:22 am      John Hawkins

Here’s a question I received from a RWN reader this week-end:
As a fellow right wing nut, could I ask why we Republicans are not supporting the proposed Medicare budget cuts?
As a fiscal conservative, you know that a balanced budget will require modifications to Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security and, probably, defense. No way around it, we must tackle these social programs someday. So why don’t we support the Democrat’s proposal to reducing them today? I can only conclude that the Republicans would rather win points with a specific voting group than …

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I Get Emails: “AN ODIOUS AND PERFIDIOUS GERMANOPHOBE”
  8 Sep 2009     10:19 am      John Hawkins

This piece of hate mail came in last night about 1:00 AM and it so funny that I just had to share,
From: PCRHEIN@*********
Subject: Re: 10 Lessons We Can Learn From The Rise Of The Nazis
YOU ARE AN IGNORANT,STUPID,HYPOCRITICAL LIAR, AN ODIOUS AND PERFIDIOUS GERMANOPHOBE AND A F@GGOTY ANGLOPHILE B@STARD;DROP DEAD!
So, what do you think? Is this guy a Nazi who’s offended that I trashed his beloved Third Reich or a German with a persecution complex who can’t deal with the fact that his grandpa was probably hustling people into the …

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