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Elderly Man Arrested for Defending Himself From Bear
9 Apr 2013 1:04 pm Dave Blount

Liberty is only a fading memory in a country run by kooks so authoritarian that an elderly man can be arrested for defending himself from a wild beast on his own property. From Taxachusetts:
A 76-year-old Auburn man is facing charges after killing a bear in his backyard.
Richard Ahlstrand told WBZ-TV he was stocking his bird feeder Friday night when a bear about seven feet tall and 300-to-400 pounds started chasing him.
That’s when he turned his shotgun on the bear.
“I didn’t have time to aim through the sights, but I aimed …

The Short Path to a Rodent King’s Doom
24 Dec 2012 9:37 am Dave Blount

Christmas week is notoriously slow, news-wise — so slow that I will now report on Justin Bieber’s hamster. Via TMZ:
FEAR NOT JUSTIN BIEBER FANS … his former pet hamster (ya know, the one he gave away) is now living in the lap of luxury with its new owner … who has vowed to treat the little guy like a tiny rodent king!!! …
We spoke to 18-year-old Tori — huge Bieber fan — who tells us she was shocked when the Biebs randomly offered her the cage … but is excited …

Animal Rights Kooks At The Lexus Project Want To Save A Dog That Killed A Baby
10 May 2012 8:00 am John Hawkins

I love dogs. I really do. In fact, I like them better than most people — in the abstract at least.
No wonder.
Dogs are fun, they’re loyal, they throw a little celebration when you get home even if you’re just gone for a few hours. Still, they’re not human beings. They’re just not. If you don’t get that all the way down at the core of your being, there’s just something fundamentally wrong with you.
The fate of “Onion” a 6-year-old mastiff-Rhodesian ridgeback mix will be decided on Friday. Onion …

Animal Anthropomorphists and their ‘Bullied’ Dolphin
2 May 2012 3:25 pm Warner Todd Huston

Dolphins smile, you know? Oh, and they have a bigger brain than a human, too. Ipso facto, they are the most intelligent creature on the earth, or something. How often do we hear the animal rights nuts make these statements? Well, now add downtrodden, bullied, and sad to the anthropomorphist’s list of the assumed traits of the most wondrous creature of the seas, won’t you?
That’s right. Dolphins too are now victims of evil bullies. No, not human bullies, though I assume most animal rights wackos take that for granted. No …

PETA Suing Sea World, Claims Whales Are “Slaves”
7 Feb 2012 8:27 am William Teach

Back in October, I brought you a quick bite story about how PETA planned to get killer whales constitutional rights, saying that keeping them violated the 13th Amendment (slavery). The lawsuit against Sea World has now gone to a judge
(LA Times) A federal judge appeared dubious Monday about a lawsuit filed by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals that seeks the release of orcas from SeaWorld on anti-slavery grounds.
PETA attorney Jeffrey Kerr told U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Miller that invoking the anti-slavery 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution in …

Looks Like Obama Lost These Boobs as Fans, Anyway
2 Dec 2011 12:47 pm Warner Todd Huston

The Barbi Twins are no longer big fans of the Obammessiah. They think he’s turned his back on the horses. No, not the ones at the race track — well, maybe after they retire from the track they’ll fit in this story. No the Barbi twins think Obama has abandoned the horses that had until now been protected by a federal ban from being sent to U.S.-based horse slaughter houses.
Now, I did not choose to write about this story because it features two “hot” blondes with big boobs — though …

New Low for PETA
30 Sep 2011 12:03 pm Dave Blount

Among the most terrifying beasts are those that live in the sea, as a Longboat Key, Florida resident learned recently:
Charles Wickersham, 21, was bitten by an apparent shark while he was spearfishing several miles off the coast of Anna Maria Island.
Wickersham remains in intensive care after the apparent shark attack.
But moonbats found a silver lining to the horrific attack. PETA was able to exploit it by launching an appallingly tasteless propaganda campaign. This ad will go on benches and billboards near Anna Maria Island:

Bleats campaign director Ashley Byrne:
“We do hope …

Shocker! ACLU Decries Targeted Killing Of al-Awlaki
30 Sep 2011 11:53 am William Teach

I thought this deserved a stand-alone post rather than an adder to the previous post on al-Awlaki
(ACLU Statement) U.S. airstrikes in Yemen today killed Anwar Al-Aulaqi, an American citizen who has never been charged with any crime.
ACLU Deputy Legal Director Jameel Jaffer said, “The targeted killing program violates both U.S. and international law. As we’ve seen today, this is a program under which American citizens far from any battlefield can be executed by their own government without judicial process, and on the basis of standards and …

Conviction Upheld in Murder by Veganism
12 Sep 2011 2:27 pm Dave Blount

Abortion isn’t the only means moonbats have of killing children. There is also veganism — although it has the shortcoming that it can subject progressive parents to justice:
Georgia’s top court on Monday upheld the conviction and life sentence against an Atlanta vegan couple over the death of their malnourished 6-week-old boy, who was fed a diet largely consisting of soy milk and apple juice.
The Georgia Supreme Court’s unanimous ruling rejected appeals by Jade Sanders and Lamont Thomas, who were convicted and sentenced after a jury found them guilty of malice …

“The Butter Cow Represents Humankind’s Tyranny Over Defenseless Animals.”
16 Aug 2011 4:59 am John Hawkins

Hard core animal rights activists have become such a cabal of out-of-touch fruit loops that they’re almost impossible to parody.
A small sign reading “Go vegan” was briefly hung around an Iowa State Fair butter cow Sunday morning, and animal rights activists took responsibility.
…An email to The Des Moines Register from an animal rights group said that one or more activists from another group got past a guard in the Agriculture Building, scaled a wall in a back hallway, got in the refrigerated case with the sculptures, and “redecorated the …

No “Glo-Bull” Warming in Canada and Way too Much Bull ‘Moose-ing”
10 Jul 2011 4:00 am Jane Jamison

Calling Pets “Pets” Is a Thought Crime
28 Apr 2011 1:45 pm Dave Blount

It’s time for a new edition of the Newspeak dictionary. According to the pointy-headed circus clowns who pass down surrealist moral judgments from atop their ivory towers, our current vocabulary oppresses animals:
Animal lovers should stop calling their furry or feathered friends “pets” because the term is insulting, leading academics claim.
Domestic dogs, cats, hamsters or budgerigars should be rebranded as “companion animals” while owners should be known as “human carers”, they insist.
Other forbidden terms include “critters” and “beasts.” Pet owners are not to be referred to as “owners,” because this “harks …

A post you should read at a blog you should visit
9 Apr 2011 4:57 pm Bookworm

My son asked me “Is Princeton a good school?” �I didn’t quite know how to answer that. �It’s an old school. �It’s a school with a great reputation. �It’s expensive. �It has its pick of the nation’s best students. �It also employs Paul Krugman and Peter Singer.
What!? �You don’t know who Peter Singer is, but you think he might be some old Leftist folk singer? �(No, that’s Pete Seeger.) �Peter Singer is a world renowned “ethicist,” and sits in an endowed chair at Princeton. �I’ve blogged about him before:
Peter Singer, …

PETA Demands Alterations to the Bible
29 Mar 2011 3:09 pm Dave Blount

Because political correctness is a totalitarian ideology, imposed by its proponents on every conceivable facet of human existence, language in the latest edition of the New International Version Bible has been altered to eradicate alleged linguistic sexism: forefathers changed to ancestors, he changed to he or she, et cetera. But animal rights militants want input too. After all, as PETA President Ingrid Newkirk has proclaimed,
“A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.”
That is, there is no difference between an animal and a human, since there is no …

On Second Chances: Ted Williams vs. Michael Vick
9 Jan 2011 5:32 pm Susannah Fleetwood

Ted Williams was all the rage these last couple of days in the blogosphere and on cable news. In case you happen to be living under a rock this past week, Ted Williams is the homeless man who was a former radio announcer with a “golden voice” who fell into trouble with drugs and alcohol. Williams lost everything in 1993 and became homeless, only to have his life change this week when a video of him demonstrating his God given talent on the side of a Columbus, Ohio …

Ecokooks: Plants Should Be Able to Sue
7 Dec 2010 2:00 pm Dave Blount

The concept of “civil rights” is twisted into an ever more grotesque mockery as liberal groups exploit it to advance their pernicious agendas:
What if a trimmed tree could sue as an amputee or a shucked clam could claim wrongful eviction?
In an effort to ban everything from drilling oil to incinerating garbage, about a dozen communities across the country have adopted ordinances that give nature legal standing and water down the rights of businesses.
Ben Price of the Community Environmental Legal Defense Fund reveals the objective:
“What’s normal isn’t working. A regulatory law …

Professor Bloodlust: Kill All Meat Eating Animals for THEIR Sake?
27 Sep 2010 9:00 am Warner Todd Huston

In the warped moral thinking of the extreme left, all creatures are better off never having existed for their “suffering.” This is, for instance, how in-human leftists excuse abortion. If a child was never born, they contend, he will never suffer.
Well, at least one professor has taken this extreme precept to its ultimate end. In a recent rambling New York Times piece Rutgers philosophy professor Jeff McMahan has proposed that we kill off every meat eating animal (including humans presumably) on earth to stop the “suffering” of their prey.
He proposes …

Animal Rights Terrorists Set Loose 50,000 Minks
31 Aug 2010 2:06 pm Dave Blount

Righteous guardians of animal welfare have struck again:
Police say break-ins at two fur farms have set more than 50,000 minks on the loose in northern Greece.
Now the 50,000 minks can live happily ever after. Or maybe not:
The National Fur Breeders’ Association says most of the released animals are likely to die in the late-August heat. It says the cost to the farm owners could pass euro1 million ($1.27 million).
No group has claimed responsibility for the incident. But an animal rights group, calling itself the “Hawks of Reprisal,” said it was …

Just One More Freedom Crushed: Feds Destroying Exotic Pet Industry
10 Jun 2010 1:29 pm Warner Todd Huston

Congress has suddenly realized something. Animals could be dangerous! Gosh. One wonders what magick faierie dust was sprinkled on these stalwart protectors of the public weal that made them realize that animals are dangerous? Whatever fantastic episode befell Congress they have acted and hence these high mukety-mucks last year introduced an ominous sounding bill called the Nonnative Wildlife Invasion Prevention Act (H.R. 669).
According to the summary this bill is supposed to, “prevent the introduction and establishment of nonnative wildlife species that negatively impact the economy, environment, or other animal species’ …

Human Rights Are Called That Because They’re For Humans
24 May 2010 10:19 am John Hawkins

The animal rights wackos are back with a not-so-new-line of attack: We should give whales and dolphins “human rights” because they’re so super incredibly smart:
Whales and dolphins should get “human rights” to life and liberty because of mounting evidence of their intelligence, a group of conservationists and experts in philosophy, law and ethics said Sunday.
…Japan, Norway and Iceland, the main whaling nations, oppose such arguments that would outlaw hunting or even keeping the mammals in marine parks. They have long said there is no real evidence that they are smarter, …

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