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Senator Ted Cruz Tweets Funny Image That HUMILIATES OBAMA
10 May 2013 3:51 am John Hawkins

Yes, folks, Ted Cruz ACTUALLY WENT THERE. He tweeted THIS last night.
About President Obama’s visit to Texas today… twitter.com/SenTedCruz/sta…
— Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) May 9, 2013

Wow, that’s actually funny, interesting and it takes a shot at Barack Obama on a relevant issue. Did someone tell John McCain and Mitt Romney that you’re allowed to do that?

Should Congressional Staffers Have Their Private Twitter Accounts Published?
6 Apr 2013 8:53 pm Warner Todd Huston

A Congressional watchdog group called LegiStorm has announced a sweeping new project aimed at government transparency. But part of that project has staffers on Capitol Hill crying foul because it lists all their private Twitter accounts.
On April 3, LegiStorm announced its new StormFeed tool saying it is a, “real-time, full-text searchable access to every official press release and official tweet from Capitol Hill plus the tweets of thousands of congressional staffers.”
But many staffers began to complain when they began finding their own private info on the thing. Worse, many found …

OBAMA’S DHS: DRONES, HOLLOW POINTS, AND SECRECY
2 Apr 2013 2:48 pm Josh Bernstein

What has our Department of Homeland Security metamorphosed into? Our third largest government agency has been stockpiling weapons and ammunition at a very alarming rate. Since early 2012, DHS and its 200,000 employees have purchased so much ammunition that many of the top weapon and bullet manufacturers have had trouble keeping up with the increased demand.
So why is our government buying hundreds of thousands of tactical weapons and millions upon millions of bullets? Do they think that the Russians are going to invade us? Do they think the North Koreans …

My Twenty Favorite Tweets For February
11 Mar 2013 6:02 am John Hawkins

Liberalism is for people who prioritize security over prosperity, dependence over independence and collectivism over individualism. #tcot
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 13, 2013

You don’t win battles in politics by default or by defense alone. If you won’t speak up for your principles, your principles won’t prevail
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 7, 2013

The conservative dream would be for every American to reach their full potential. The liberal dream is 51% of voting Americans on welfare.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 5, 2013

It doesn’t matter how good you get at playing the game …

Donna Brazile And The Mystery Of The Rising Health Care Premiums!
27 Feb 2013 12:38 pm John Hawkins

@donnabrazile Someone call the Scooby Gang AND the Hardy Boys because we’ve got a real mystery on our hands! #obamacare
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 27, 2013

The Ten Best Tweets From The 2013 State Of The Union
13 Feb 2013 12:07 am John Hawkins

Want to really get depressed? Google last year’s SOTU and read it. Then listen to the same crap tonight knowing Obama doesn’t mean a word.
— Michael Graham (@IAMMGraham) February 13, 2013

Wait. Obama’s proposing immediate action on shovel-ready infrastructure projects? We already did that, four years ago. #SOTU
— Bill Hobbs (@billhobbs) February 13, 2013

I’m surprised Obama didn’t roll out a dead kid in a coffin to push his whole gun grabbing agenda. #sotu
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 13, 2013

As he explains the sequester, you can almost hear millions turning to “Reef …

My 20 Favorite Tweets For Jan, 2013
4 Feb 2013 11:28 am John Hawkins

I’m OK w/ starting conservative alternatives to Facebook, Twitter, Wikipedia, Reddit, etc, but you win by taking over the real thing.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 31, 2013

When Dems lose, they assume their messaging, tactics or candidates were bad. When the GOP loses they always want to chuck their principles
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 16, 2013

At a minimum, abortion should be illegal w/out the consent of the father. If it takes 2 to make a life, it should at least take 2 to end it.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 14, 2013

The …

5 Rules To Keep You From Hating Twitter Like Matt Lewis
31 Jan 2013 9:34 am John Hawkins

Matt Lewis has a knack for starting conversations about topics that other people may be thinking about, but aren’t discussing. Judging by the behind the scenes chatter I’ve seen, he’s done that again with his latest column, “Why I Hate Twitter.”
Soren Dayton and Rob Bluey — two conservative tech geniuses — talked me into joining Twitter during a lunch Ed Morrissey organized at an Iraqi restaurant in Minneapolis during the 2008 Republican convention. Life hasn’t been the same since.
….It’s hard to even fathom now, but at the time, few journalists …

My 40 Favorite Tweets For 2012
1 Jan 2013 6:27 am John Hawkins

I think you should pay for your own mortgage, birth control, & college loans. It’s not because I’m conservative, it’s because I’m an adult
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 11, 2012

#LiberalismIn4Words Sloth. Wrath. Envy. Pride.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 13, 2012

Life is a matter of having what you want and paying the price for it. The problem with politics is they leave off the last half of that…
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 26, 2012

This would be a great time to own a company that makes survival seeds, guns, or that sells …

The 10 Best Conservative Tweets of 2012
1 Jan 2013 6:21 am John Hawkins

I love organic, natural products. Especially oil. #DrillBabyDrill
— Jenny Erikson (@JennyErikson) May 20, 2012

If only there were some way for Sesame Street to make money aside from govt funding. twitter.com/KarolNYC/statu…
— Karol (@KarolNYC) October 5, 2012

I’d like to organize a group of bright young people who want to change the world through working in politics, then ship them to Antarctica.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 26, 2012

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. #bumpersticker
— Conservanista (@KirkhamH) August 27, 2012
#HowToPissoffADemocratI show them my …

My 30 Favorite Tweets From November
3 Dec 2012 12:01 am John Hawkins

Socialism is for those who think most people are losers. Capitalism is for those who think most people can take care of themselves.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 29, 2012

Fun Fact: The GOP’s two top leaders in the Senate, Mitch McConnell & John Cornyn, both publicly endorsed Charlie Crist over Marco Rubio
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 19, 2012

Never forget that all the wonderful things we have in this country are paid for by past, present or future productivity.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 27, 2012

If stimulus spending worked, we’d be booming by …

My 10 Favorite Tweets From October
13 Nov 2012 2:43 pm John Hawkins

@toure I don’t know if anybody has ever said this to you before you race hustler, but if not let me be the first: You can kiss my white ass
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 4, 2012

Not only is Obama not going to call you back after Your First Time, he’s going to run up your credit card & laugh at your naivete #tcot
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 25, 2012

If you could hire women to do the same work as men for 72 cents on the dollar, all female firms would …

Last Night, I Got To Say Something To MSNBC’s Touré That Millions Of Americans Have Wanted To Say For Years
4 Oct 2012 5:07 am John Hawkins

MSNBC’s 2nd most famous race bating host behind Al Sharpton, Touré, decided to talk a little smack on Twitter last night after he got upset about my hammering Barack Obama for his disgusting, racist comments. I’m guessing this exchange did not go exactly the way Touré imagined it.
No, it’s not like that at all. RT @johnhawkinsrwn: A white woman voting for Barack Obama is like a black woman voting for the KKK.
— Touré (@Toure) October 4, 2012

@toure Coming from an ignorant, talentless hack whose only job is to shout “That’s …

My 20 Favorite Tweets from September
3 Oct 2012 6:04 am John Hawkins

Liberalism is like a disease that spreads by making people sick and then advertising more liberalism as the cure.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 30, 2012

Life is a matter of having what you want and paying the price for it. The problem with politics is they leave off the last half of that…
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 26, 2012

You be a loyal American citizen or a loyal “citizen of the world,” but you can’t be both.
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 2, 2012

I keep sand from the Sea of Galilee on my …

The Only Politician With A Confirmed Kill In The War On Women (Pic)
5 Sep 2012 12:06 am John Hawkins

All hail Frank J. Fleming from IMAO who came up with this nugget of genius on Twitter last night.
I hear the DNC had a video tribute to Ted Kennedy, the only politician with a confirmed kill in the War on Women.
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) September 5, 2012

My 25 Favorite Tweets From August
4 Sep 2012 12:01 am John Hawkins

Mitt Romney attended the #RNC & still made it to Louisiana three days before Obama. I guess Obama just doesn’t care about black people. #DNC
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 1, 2012

All across America, liberals are throwing things at the TV and screaming, “Stop putting minorities on the screen! Make it stop!” #GOP2012
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 31, 2012

Can anyone imagine Barack Obama raking leaves for the elderly or visiting sick people to cheer them up? Please… #GOP2012
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 31, 2012

Libs keep misunderstanding our coded dog whistles. We’re …

WHAT! Lefty Canuck Slams Jenna Jameson
15 Aug 2012 9:04 am Matt Vespa

Jenna Jameson’s epic smackdown of left-wing trolls on twitter has gone international. The vicious proggie twitter assault began when she tweeted that George Bush never destroyed her industry on August 5th–which prompted one particular lefty to respond by saying Jameson should kill herself. Can you feel the tolerance? Jameson responded to the depraved tweets with a litany of ‘your mom’ quips, which was a throwback to her Oxford Union debate days–but with a little more snark.
When it became clear that Ms. Jameson was not supporting the president’s re-election bid, it further irked …

HA! Jenna Jameson Responds to Lefty Haters With “Your Mom” Quips
6 Aug 2012 12:06 pm Matt Vespa

When it comes to responding to despicable left-wing trolls on Twitter, Jenna Jameson certainly knows how to deal with them. Yesterday, Jameson, a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur, simply tweeted that former President George W. Bush didn’t destroy her industry. Well, that caused a conniption fit on the left. With a torrent of hate tweets directed at her, she simply responded with a litany of “your mom” quips. It was genius and Twitchy, as always, reported on the incident.

She doesn’t stop there. She asked a couple of proggie trolls what the inimitable …

Jenna Jameson Speaks Her Mind, Proggies Attack
5 Aug 2012 12:43 pm Matt Vespa

Jenna Jamesone, former adult entertainer and successful businesswoman, tweeted that Bush didn’t destroy her industry, which prompted vicious proggie attacks. Shaneth Varosa, in a particularly vile tweet, mocked Jameson and “her ridiculously loose c**t thinking it’s opinions are worth something. F**king kill yourself.” Stay classy Shaneth. In fact, this just proves, as Breitbart did consistently, the false narrative of the left’s innate tolerance.
Furthermore, given that Shaneth has over 17,000 tweets and less than 400 followers, it appears no one cares much for his opinion either.

I wonder why? I’m just guessing …

The Top Ten #ObamaComicBookVillains
18 Jul 2012 3:17 am John Hawkins

Courtesy of Twitter, here are the top 10 #ObamaComicBookVillains
The Out-Sorcerer #ObamaComicBookVillains
— Pat Bateman(@PBatemanNY) July 17, 2012

#ObamaComicBookVillains Typical White Person
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) July 17, 2012

#ObamaComicBookVillains Me, obviously
— George W. Bush (@TheRealGDubya) July 17, 2012

The Fantastic Four (Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, and Madison) #ObamaComicBookVillains
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) July 17, 2012

The Job Seeker #ObamaComicBookVillains
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) July 17, 2012

#ObamaComicBookVillains The Legion of Choom
— Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2012

#ObamaComicBookVillains Mr. Tax Freeze
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 17, 2012

#ObamaComicBookVillainsThe Rights Brothers: Guns and Religion
— Scott Harvey (@TheHappyFunBall) July 17, 2012

#ObamaComicBookVillains The Legion …

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