
Now, You Too Can Have Your Own Dead, Headless, Skinned Fresh Whole Rabbit!
(Read all posts from John Hawkins)
Every so often, some product on Amazon will catch people's attention and dozens, sometimes hundreds, of people will flock to the item to write funny reviews. The most famous one is the The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt.
Well today, I ran across another one ...
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Abercrumbie & Flitch Under Fire: Old People Should Stay Out of Malls
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
Abercrumbie & Flitch, the trendy fashion retailer, is under fire from customers and the media for its newest sales campaign. The retailer is calling it "Old sCOOL" and features scantily clad elderly folks modeling the store's latest line of apparel.
Store spokesman and mastermind of the ...
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Video: Special Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit -- Get RID of That BS
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
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Federally Mandated Literacy Tests to Buy Newspapers, Religion Classes to Attend Churches, Others
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
Democrats might be right. It's obvious that Americans have become a stupid people. Our schools have disgorged students who have fallen to the bottom of the barrel in literacy, math and science scores, late-night comedians have no lack for citizens on the street that have ...
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Obama Fairness? White House Staffers See Amazingly Unequal Pay
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
In January one of the early "successes" of the White House was the Lilly Ledbetter Act, legislation that was supposed to insure equal pay "for everybody." Apparently, as in all Obama's pronouncements, the outcome of Obama’s drive for “fairness” is rarely as advertised. In this ...
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Meet Texas' surprise Democratic primary winner, congressional nominee Kesha Rogers. What could go wrong?
South Carolina’s unexpected Democratic nominee for the US Senate, mystery man Alvin Greene, says he wants to play golf with Barack Obama. But in Texas, ...
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They're Called "Snapping" Turtles For A Reason
(Read all posts from William Teach)
Something a little lighter for Saturday morning
CBS 2's Tony Aiello learned that lesson Friday as he handled a female snapping turtle for an assignment.
The turtle lurched its neck out, reared back, and tried to take a snap at Aiello's nose.
"I'd like to think I have ...
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Caption This Photo: Obama Hears Karl Marx in His Seashell
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
Caption: "Now, let me be clear. They say if you find a seashell and hold it up to your ear you can hear Karl Marx! No really. I've done it."
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Too Much Fun And Rules Be Damned Saturday Open Post
(Read all posts from William Teach)
Oh, boy oh boy oh boy. Sometimes there is just way to many good stories to capture the attention. Which one to write about for the second post of the day? Just cannot decide. It's Saturday. Saturdays are not for deciding, though, general blog rules ...
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Caption This: "Rodent Scurries by Obama" Edition
(Read all posts from Sister Toldjah)
This is just priceless (via Memeorandum):
Caption: A small rodent runs in front of President Barack Obama as he delivers remarks on Wall Street and Financial reform, Thursday, May 20, 2010, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington.
(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Here's the story, ...
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An Internet Chat Prank: The Chicken Of Seeing
(Read all posts from John Hawkins)
So, it's the middle of the night and I'm finishing up a conversation with my friend of mine on GChat. Out of the blue, I get messaged by a girl I don't know on Facebook. The pic's attractive -- which is odd. It's odd because ...
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Who Knew That A Bit Of Making Whoopy Could Be So Dangerous?
(Read all posts from William Teach)
Then again, just consider that this story comes from the same place that gave us
canned corn on pizza
blood sausuge
spotted dick
jellied eels
bubble & squeak
You're probably too queasy to think about sex about now, but woopy
In the nanny state, love-making could almost justify a risk assesment.
Five per ...
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Kim Grandy, the President of the National Organization for Women, has announced a new initiative to sue all babies born in the U.S. for violating labor laws by forcing mother's into what Grandy calls "mommy slavery."
NOW's new program Freedom From Kids™ launched early this ...
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News Alert: Bald Eagles Arrested For Eating Endangered Species
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
Yesterday the State of California arrested several pairs of American Bald Eagles that researchers released into the wild near the Channel Islands. Authorities charged the birds with conspiracy to kill endangered island foxes and rare seabirds for purposes of eating them.
The state's case was built ...
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Sweet! May Is Zombie Awareness Month! (2 Images)
(Read all posts from William Teach)
Feeding your need for brains. And sexy. And sexy brain eaters on a lazy Sunday afternoon
May is the official Zombie Awareness Month of the Zombie Research Society.
Many films important to the evolution of the modern Zombie are set in the month of May, from the ...
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PETA Has An Issue With Comical Dog Riding Monkeys In Cute Costumes
(Read all posts from William Teach)
Starting out the day on a lighter note this Tuesday, and proving yet again that folks on the Left tend to have no sense of humor
When the dog-riding capuchin monkeys are in town, people talk. (video at the link)
Philip “Dolce” Hendricks, owner of the Banana ...
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Baskin-Robberts New Ice Cream Flavor Honors Obama
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robberts Ice Cream has introduced Barocky Road, its new flavor.
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly ...
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Obama Throws White Half Under the Bus. Again
(Read all posts from Lori Ziganto)
The New York Times apparently thinks they have a scoop by revealing that Barack Obama is *officially* black. You would think that was a shocking discovery, based on how it appears to be a note-worthy revelation to the New York Times.
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Some have wondered how Hollywood works. There is the romantic version where a writer of talent writes an outstanding, heartfelt script, a director of vision expounds upon that script and actors with intensity bring it to life. Like much about romance that romantic image of ...
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Obama Press Sec. Gibbs' Challenging Reading Material: a Star Wars Pop-Up Book
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
Descending from Air Force One, Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clutches his latest choice of reading material, the "Star Wars Pop-Up Guide."
The captions write themselves, don't you think?
We know the book was a gift from the president for Gibbs' son, Ethan, of course. But the ...
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A Solution to the Sexting Crisis (tm)
(Read all posts from Lori Ziganto)
I’ve had family visiting and have been a bit out of the loop. They left this morning, so I finally settled into the divot on the couch formed by my unhealthy, red meat-eating arse to catch up on the news this morning. ...
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'New Hope' For American Docs: Help Them Move Overseas, Won't You?
(Read all posts from Warner Todd Huston)
The despair in the field of medicine over Obama's government takeover of America's once vibrant healthcare system can be overwhelming for America's doctors. Many have said that if Obamacare is implemented, they'll hang up their stethoscope and retire. The gloom is overpowering.
But WAIT! Help is ...
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Latest Billboard: ‘Miss Me Yet’, featuring Carter
(Read all posts from Lori Ziganto)
This ‘Miss Me Yet’ Billboard has me giggling madly.
Yet another “Boy, do you stink, Obama” billboard. A take-off on the Bush “Miss Me Yet” picture and billboard, this latest one is an instant classic.
Image Courtesy of StoryBalloon.org
According to StoryBalloon, who was sent the ...
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Most Awesome Billboard: Obama Worse Than Carter
(Read all posts from Lori Ziganto)
Image courtesy of storyballoon.org
Poor Jimmy Carter, bless his bitter, old, anti-semitic heart. President Barack Obama has totally stolen his thunder. First, Obama had to horn in on Carter’s “I received a completely unwarranted Nobel Peace Prize” mantle. Now, this! What does Carter ...
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Restrained No More’s – Nurse Betty Does Hollywood
(Read all posts from Sharise Parviz)
Nurse Betty - Does Hollywood; as Health Care continues to be the only agenda Obama wants on the TV screens non-stop - here is episode #2 of Nurse Betty. Showing the hypocrisy of the Liberal Hollywood Elites on the subject.
For other episodes of the ...
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