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July 26, 2010, 12:50 pm
John HawkinsNow, You Too Can Have Your Own Dead, Headless, Skinned Fresh Whole Rabbit!
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Every so often, some product on Amazon will catch people's attention and dozens, sometimes hundreds, of people will flock to the item to write funny reviews. The most famous one is the The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Well today, I ran across another one ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 3 Return to Top  John Hawkins | July 26, 2010, 12:50 pm | Permalink Comments ( 3) Email this!  
July 24, 2010, 7:21 am
Warner Todd HustonAbercrumbie & Flitch Under Fire: Old People Should Stay Out of Malls
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Abercrumbie & Flitch, the trendy fashion retailer, is under fire from customers and the media for its newest sales campaign. The retailer is calling it "Old sCOOL" and features scantily clad elderly folks modeling the store's latest line of apparel. Store spokesman and mastermind of the ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 2 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | July 24, 2010, 7:21 am | Permalink Comments ( 4) Email this!  
July 17, 2010, 1:52 pm
Warner Todd HustonVideo: Special Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit -- Get RID of That BS
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I like! I don't like. Score: 7 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | July 17, 2010, 1:52 pm | Permalink Comments ( 32) Email this!  
July 9, 2010, 9:21 pm
Warner Todd HustonFederally Mandated Literacy Tests to Buy Newspapers, Religion Classes to Attend Churches, Others
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Democrats might be right. It's obvious that Americans have become a stupid people. Our schools have disgorged students who have fallen to the bottom of the barrel in literacy, math and science scores, late-night comedians have no lack for citizens on the street that have ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 8 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | July 9, 2010, 9:21 pm | Permalink Comments ( 2) Email this!  
July 5, 2010, 11:30 am
Warner Todd HustonObama Fairness? White House Staffers See Amazingly Unequal Pay
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In January one of the early "successes" of the White House was the Lilly Ledbetter Act, legislation that was supposed to insure equal pay "for everybody." Apparently, as in all Obama's pronouncements, the outcome of Obama’s drive for “fairness” is rarely as advertised. In this ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 3 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | July 5, 2010, 11:30 am | Permalink Comments ( 14) Email this!  
June 20, 2010, 6:15 pm
Ed DriscollSamuel T. Cogley, Come On Down!
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Meet Texas' surprise Democratic primary winner, congressional nominee Kesha Rogers. What could go wrong? South Carolina’s unexpected Democratic nominee for the US Senate, mystery man Alvin Greene, says he wants to play golf with Barack Obama. But in Texas, ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 7 Return to Top  Ed Driscoll | June 20, 2010, 6:15 pm | Permalink Comments ( 1) Email this!  
June 12, 2010, 9:38 am
William TeachThey're Called "Snapping" Turtles For A Reason
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Something a little lighter for Saturday morning CBS 2's Tony Aiello learned that lesson Friday as he handled a female snapping turtle for an assignment. The turtle lurched its neck out, reared back, and tried to take a snap at Aiello's nose. "I'd like to think I have ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 6 Return to Top  William Teach | June 12, 2010, 9:38 am | Permalink Comments ( 6) Email this!  
May 29, 2010, 10:13 pm
Warner Todd HustonCaption This Photo: Obama Hears Karl Marx in His Seashell
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Caption: "Now, let me be clear. They say if you find a seashell and hold it up to your ear you can hear Karl Marx! No really. I've done it." Add your caption below... ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 4 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | May 29, 2010, 10:13 pm | Permalink Comments ( 12) Email this!  
May 22, 2010, 9:56 am
William TeachToo Much Fun And Rules Be Damned Saturday Open Post
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Oh, boy oh boy oh boy. Sometimes there is just way to many good stories to capture the attention. Which one to write about for the second post of the day? Just cannot decide. It's Saturday. Saturdays are not for deciding, though, general blog rules ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 2 Return to Top  William Teach | May 22, 2010, 9:56 am | Permalink Comments ( 8) Email this!  
May 21, 2010, 10:41 am
Sister ToldjahCaption This: "Rodent Scurries by Obama" Edition
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This is just priceless (via Memeorandum): Caption: A small rodent runs in front of President Barack Obama as he delivers remarks on Wall Street and Financial reform, Thursday, May 20, 2010, in the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais) Here's the story, ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 12 Return to Top  Sister Toldjah | May 21, 2010, 10:41 am | Permalink Comments ( 20) Email this!  
May 20, 2010, 8:22 am
John HawkinsAn Internet Chat Prank: The Chicken Of Seeing
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So, it's the middle of the night and I'm finishing up a conversation with my friend of mine on GChat. Out of the blue, I get messaged by a girl I don't know on Facebook. The pic's attractive -- which is odd. It's odd because ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 20 Return to Top  John Hawkins | May 20, 2010, 8:22 am | Permalink Comments ( 16) Email this!  
May 8, 2010, 1:35 pm
William TeachWho Knew That A Bit Of Making Whoopy Could Be So Dangerous?
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Then again, just consider that this story comes from the same place that gave us canned corn on pizza blood sausuge spotted dick jellied eels bubble & squeak You're probably too queasy to think about sex about now, but woopy In the nanny state, love-making could almost justify a risk assesment. Five per ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 1 Return to Top  William Teach | May 8, 2010, 1:35 pm | Permalink Comments ( 5) Email this!  
May 7, 2010, 12:05 pm
Warner Todd HustonBabies Violate Labor Laws
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Kim Grandy, the President of the National Organization for Women, has announced a new initiative to sue all babies born in the U.S. for violating labor laws by forcing mother's into what Grandy calls "mommy slavery." NOW's new program Freedom From Kids™ launched early this ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 5 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | May 7, 2010, 12:05 pm | Permalink Comments ( 4) Email this!  
May 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
Warner Todd HustonNews Alert: Bald Eagles Arrested For Eating Endangered Species
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Yesterday the State of California arrested several pairs of American Bald Eagles that researchers released into the wild near the Channel Islands. Authorities charged the birds with conspiracy to kill endangered island foxes and rare seabirds for purposes of eating them. The state's case was built ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 11 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | May 5, 2010, 1:06 pm | Permalink Comments ( 6) Email this!  
May 2, 2010, 4:53 pm
William TeachSweet! May Is Zombie Awareness Month! (2 Images)
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Feeding your need for brains. And sexy. And sexy brain eaters on a lazy Sunday afternoon May is the official Zombie Awareness Month of the Zombie Research Society. Many films important to the evolution of the modern Zombie are set in the month of May, from the ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 2 Return to Top  William Teach | May 2, 2010, 4:53 pm | Permalink Comments ( 5) Email this!  
April 20, 2010, 7:52 am
William TeachPETA Has An Issue With Comical Dog Riding Monkeys In Cute Costumes
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Starting out the day on a lighter note this Tuesday, and proving yet again that folks on the Left tend to have no sense of humor When the dog-riding capuchin monkeys are in town, people talk. (video at the link) Philip “Dolce” Hendricks, owner of the Banana ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 11 Return to Top  William Teach | April 20, 2010, 7:52 am | Permalink Comments ( 12) Email this!  
April 19, 2010, 2:11 pm
Warner Todd HustonBaskin-Robberts New Ice Cream Flavor Honors Obama
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In honor of the 44th President of the United States , Baskin-Robberts Ice Cream has introduced Barocky Road, its new flavor. Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 22 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | April 19, 2010, 2:11 pm | Permalink Comments ( 17) Email this!  
April 3, 2010, 3:04 pm
Lori ZigantoObama Throws White Half Under the Bus. Again
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The New York Times apparently thinks they have a scoop by revealing that Barack Obama is *officially* black. You would think that was a shocking discovery, based on how it appears to be a note-worthy revelation to the New York Times. It ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 7 Return to Top  Lori Ziganto | April 3, 2010, 3:04 pm | Permalink Comments ( 12) Email this!  
April 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Warner Todd HustonHollywood Scripting: A Primer
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Some have wondered how Hollywood works. There is the romantic version where a writer of talent writes an outstanding, heartfelt script, a director of vision expounds upon that script and actors with intensity bring it to life. Like much about romance that romantic image of ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 8 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | April 1, 2010, 1:56 pm | Permalink Comments ( 18) Email this!  
March 28, 2010, 1:43 pm
Warner Todd HustonObama Press Sec. Gibbs' Challenging Reading Material: a Star Wars Pop-Up Book
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Descending from Air Force One, Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs clutches his latest choice of reading material, the "Star Wars Pop-Up Guide." The captions write themselves, don't you think? We know the book was a gift from the president for Gibbs' son, Ethan, of course. But the ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 7 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | March 28, 2010, 1:43 pm | Permalink Comments ( 3) Email this!  
March 26, 2010, 4:41 pm
Lori ZigantoA Solution to the Sexting Crisis (tm)
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I’ve had family visiting and have been a bit out of the loop. They left this morning, so I finally settled into the divot on the couch formed by my unhealthy, red meat-eating arse to catch up on the news this morning. ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 13 Return to Top  Lori Ziganto | March 26, 2010, 4:41 pm | Permalink Comments ( 15) Email this!  
March 25, 2010, 6:33 pm
Warner Todd Huston'New Hope' For American Docs: Help Them Move Overseas, Won't You?
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The despair in the field of medicine over Obama's government takeover of America's once vibrant healthcare system can be overwhelming for America's doctors. Many have said that if Obamacare is implemented, they'll hang up their stethoscope and retire. The gloom is overpowering. But WAIT! Help is ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 10 Return to Top  Warner Todd Huston | March 25, 2010, 6:33 pm | Permalink Comments ( 2) Email this!  
March 24, 2010, 7:47 pm
Lori ZigantoLatest Billboard: ‘Miss Me Yet’, featuring Carter
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This ‘Miss Me Yet’ Billboard has me giggling madly. Yet another “Boy, do you stink, Obama” billboard. A take-off on the Bush “Miss Me Yet” picture and billboard, this latest one is an instant classic. Image Courtesy of StoryBalloon.org According to StoryBalloon, who was sent the ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 10 Return to Top  Lori Ziganto | March 24, 2010, 7:47 pm | Permalink Comments ( 5) Email this!  
March 20, 2010, 12:05 pm
Lori ZigantoMost Awesome Billboard: Obama Worse Than Carter
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Image courtesy of storyballoon.org Poor Jimmy Carter, bless his bitter, old, anti-semitic heart. President Barack Obama has totally stolen his thunder. First, Obama had to horn in on Carter’s “I received a completely unwarranted Nobel Peace Prize” mantle. Now, this! What does Carter ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: 4 Return to Top  Lori Ziganto | March 20, 2010, 12:05 pm | Permalink Comments ( 29) Email this!  
March 20, 2010, 2:23 am
Sharise ParvizRestrained No More’s – Nurse Betty Does Hollywood
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Nurse Betty - Does Hollywood; as Health Care continues to be the only agenda Obama wants on the TV screens non-stop - here is episode #2 of Nurse Betty. Showing the hypocrisy of the Liberal Hollywood Elites on the subject. For other episodes of the ...
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I like! I don't like. Score: -1 Return to Top  Sharise Parviz | March 20, 2010, 2:23 am | Permalink Comments ( 0) Email this!  
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