* "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." - Mike Tyson
* "I don't come to bow, I come to conquer." -- Bob Marley
* "Ok, our mission failed, but we learned a lot. Primarily that girls don't have balls." -- South Park
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* We live in a perverse society when the most obnoxious people and biggest bullies are usually treated as if they're victims.
* The American people have a natural and sensible aversion to radical change. Big changes, coming fast, scare them.
* DC Gov't in 3 steps: ...
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Watch this dance scene from Another Cinderella Story starring Disney teen sensation Selena Gomez:Granted, there's probably more provocative dancing than that at the typical high-school prom nowadays, but is this sexy tango really appropriate for Disney TV?The latest young starlet to roll off the Disney ...
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Frylock: "That's not a toy!" Master Shake: "You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun." -- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"The people who did it weren't caught. So, looks like nobody will ever know the geniuses who masterminded that perfect crime." ...
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