
Newsweek Declares White Babies to Be Racist
If you're Caucasian, don't think you're ever clean of the moonbat answer to original sin. According to Newsreek, even babies are racist. At the Children's Research Lab at the University of Texas — located in liberal Austin, the Berkeley of the Southwest — Birgitte Vittrup attempted to measure how effective propaganda is at instilling multiculturalist ideology in small children. She...
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Obama Admin Caught in Lie on Van Jones
As noted yesterday, top Obama advisor Van Jones — the foul-mouthed, self-avowed communist who has apparently absconded with $60 billion of our money meant to create mythical "green jobs" — is a 9/11 Truther. The Obamination Administration has reacted to this revelation by lying: In a statement issued Thursday evening Jones said of "the petition that was circulated today, I...
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Confirmed: Chevy Volts Are for Idiots
The moonbats at Roto-Reuters are aghast: Audi of America President Johan de Nysschen has said that the Chevy Volt will fail and that anybody who buys the car is an idiot. Not only that, de Nysschen has lumped proponents of any type of electric car into a category of "intellectual elite who want to show what enlightened souls they are."...
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Moonbat Answer to Pledge of Allegiance
As seen in elementary school classrooms and available here, the Pledge Allegiance to the Earth poster: As Glenn Beck put it yesterday: Well, how about this one? This was sent in by a listener of the radio program. This is a poster that was in their child's classroom. Look at this. I pledge allegiance to the Earth. We have people...
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Floundering Olbermann Claims to Have Highest Ratings in Cable News
Shrill ultra-left propagandist Keith Olbermann has now declared that his pathetic Countdown program is the highest rated cable news show on TV. The facts tell a very different story, so Oderman gives them a violent twist: I hate to intrude with the facts but ours is the highest rated cable news program viewers 35 and younger and the highest rated...
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Prisoners Eat Better Than NHS Patients
If you don't like the wretched food served in hospitals by Britain's socialistic health service, at least there's something you can do about it — get thrown in jail: Researchers have claimed the food provided in prisons is better than in NHS hospitals. Experts from Bournemouth University examined the quality of food offered to prisoners and NHS patients. … Professor...
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David Brooks Divulges the Roots of His Man Crush
Obamunist bootlicker David Brooks of the New York Times wants us to know why he worships the Community Activist in Chief. Here's how he describes their first encounter: I remember distinctly an image of — we were sitting on his couches, and I was looking at his pant leg and his perfectly creased pant, and I'm thinking, a) he's going...
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Warmists Advocate Manmade Volcanoes
Since the global warming crisis is not real, it can only be addressed with unreal solutions — and nothing could be more unreal than the latest scheme to save the polar bears by polluting the air with millions of tons of sulfur from artificial volcanoes. The demented plot — worthy of Doctor Evil at his most malevolent — is backed...
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Organizing for America Astroturfs in Denver
Looking at the Left demonstrates how our rulers attempt to manufacture consent with excellent coverage of the spectacle staged by Organizing for America in Denver Friday. A few pictures tell the general story. Here they come — the Dems' version of spontaneous grass roots activists: In case anyone actually believes that Dems aren't after "single-payer healthcare"; i.e., total government control...
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Even CNN Sees Through Obamanomics
Even CNN has dropped the absurd lie that Comrade Obama's rule is going to mean lower taxes for anyone: The more the country lives on a credit card, the more it makes itself beholden to the demands of its creditors — many of which are overseas. The danger is that buyers of U.S. debt could become concerned that the country...
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Justice Department Kills Investigation Into Bill Richardson's Crimes
Not even Comrade Obama had the audacity to add the glaringly corrupt Bill Richardson to the collection of kooks and tax cheats that passes for his cabinet. But his administration is glad to lend a hand to keep the crook out of jail: New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and former high-ranking members of his administration won't be criminally charged in...
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Global Warming Computer Spews Tons of CO2
As there is zero evidence that human carbon dioxide emissions have any effect on climate, authoritarian leftists using the global warming hoax as a Trojan horse for totalitarianism have resorted to computer models to prove whatever their ideology requires them to prove regarding the climate of the future. It's a good thing the whole crisis is a complete farce; otherwise,...
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Report Reveals Horrors of British Socialized Medicine
Still more socialized medicine horror stories from Britain: One million NHS patients have been the victims of appalling care in hospitals across Britain, according to a major report released today. […The report] disclosed a horrifying catalogue of elderly people left in pain, in soiled bed clothes, denied adequate food and drink, and suffering from repeatedly cancelled operations, missed diagnoses and...
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UN Demands Kindergarteners Be Taught How to Masturbate
Yesterday at John McCain's town hall in Phoenix, a moonbat stood up and announced that some things are so important that they must be turned over to the government — namely, healthcare. A wiser person would have said that some things are so important that they must be kept away from the government at all costs — including not only...
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Obamunist Brownshirts Attempt a Reichstag Fire
Obamunists' clever handiwork. Obamunists have taken the staged phoniness that characterizes their movement a little too far by vandalizing the Democrat HQ in Denver in an attempt to help the mainstream media paint opponents of socialized medicine as violent fanatics. One of two people suspected of shattering 11 windows Tuesday morning at the state Democratic Party headquarters has an...
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Socialized Medicine Has Women Giving Birth in Odd Places
If America does succumb to socialized medicine, no one can say we weren't warned about what it would be like. The latest from Britain: Thousands of women are having to give birth outside maternity wards because of a lack of midwives and hospital beds. The lives of mothers and babies are being put at risk as births in locations ranging...
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Third Rail Gives Seniors a Jolt
Anyone foolish enough to want their healthcare in the hands of Big Government might want to think again in light of Social Security benefit cuts. Millions of older people face shrinking Social Security checks next year, the first time in a generation that payments would not rise. … By law, Social Security benefits cannot go down. Nevertheless, monthly payments would...
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Rapist Steals Painting of Virgin Mary to Pay for Abortion
Stories like this make it clear that liberals have been winning the culture war: A Nebraska man who stole a painting of the Virgin Mary to finance an abortion for a teen he raped has been convicted of first-degree sexual assault and felony theft. Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez, 39, of Omaha, pleaded no contest to the charges Friday and faces up to...
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Paterson Plays the Race Card
Here's a surprise: NY Governor David Paterson's approval ratings aren't in the cellar because he's an incompetent moonbat, but because Whitey is racist: The state's first black governor … blamed his political woes — and those of President Obama — on a white-dominated media that he accused of taking part in an "orchestrated" attack campaign. "We're not in the post-racial...
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Keith Olbermann Mistaken for Jackass
Too perfect: Los Angeles Times' TV listings put the show "Jackass" in Keith Odormann's time slot. The understandable Freudian slip led to this erratum: LA Times blogger Andrew Malcolm comments: It's not the Worst Mistake in the World. But without this kind of correction, online too, a few thousand people might have tuned into MSNBC, the Obama administration's favorite cable...
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Adoption Ads on Pervert Page
With this I can rest my case against the obscenity known as homosexual adoption: AdoptionSF.org, a joint project of the City of San Francisco's Human Services Agency and Family Builders by Adoption is advertising for adoptive parents on the "Mister Marcus" page of San Francisco's Bay Area Reporter website. The Reporter's front page motto is "Serving the gay, lesbian, bisexual,...
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Free Viagra for Unincarcerated Child Molester
Not everyone is left waiting indefinitely for crucial medication under Britain's socialized medicine: A paedophile with a 30-year history of abusing children is being prescribed Viagra on the NHS… Roger Martin, 71, merely has to visit his GP to obtain the libido-enhancing drug, even though experts warn it will enable him to continue preying on children despite his age. …...
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