The 35 Best Tweets From June

by John Hawkins | July 10, 2012 12:02 am

Obama could get high on bath salts and eat a baby. The headline would then be “Reporter asks Obama impertinent question about baby murder.”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 16, 2012[1]

“I am a professional contnt writer. I have been contributing good quality contents..” — Start of an email asking to contribute to RWN

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 27, 2012[2]

Reagan didn’t cause AIDS to take off. Greedy gay libs in San Fran who kept bathhouses open when they knew people were getting AIDS did.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 22, 2012[3]

Half of stupid is still pretty stupid, stupid.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 18, 2012[4]

A lot of people think sin is more fun than good. And a lot of times, it looks more fun — at first. Later it looks trapped & desperate.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012[5]

So, if requiring ID to vote is racist, is the bank racist for requiring ID? The liquor store?Airport Security?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012[6]

Violent crime is down for the fifth straight year in a row. Thank you, guns!

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 19, 2012[7]

If someone says, “No one will think less of you if you don’t,” that means everyone, yourself included, will think less of you if you don’t

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012[8]

The mistake people make in dealing w/ sociopaths is thinking of them as just other human beings, while the sociopath thinks of them as prey

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 17, 2012[9]

At this late date shouldn’t even Democrats be willing to agree that Republicans were right to vote against Obama’s failed stimulus en masse?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012[10]

I’d like to see Arizona set up work camps for illegals where they could break big rocks into smaller rocks until ICE agreed to get them.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 25, 2012[11]

As our political and court systems become more corrupt, people will naturally mete out more justice themselves w/ horrible results

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 23, 2012[12]

When Media Matters is down to complaining because I said”Obama ‘doesn’t put America first'” they might as well quit bit.ly/MlyGDE[13]

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 21, 2012[14]

When almost 1/2 of Americans pay no income tax, why should we allow anyone to immigrate here who would soak up more than they pay in taxes?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 7, 2012[15]

Actual conversation with my dog: “I have the toy monkey! You can’t get Mr. Monkey! I bought that monkey! That is mine! Give me that monkey!”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 8, 2012[16]

If the economy was roaring right now, Obama would certainly be taking credit for it, right? So why shouldn’t he be blamed for a bad economy?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012[17]

If most people thought things all the way through, crack dealers and the lottery wouldn’t exist.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 27, 2012[18]

Shouldn’t abortion be considered a hate crime?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 4, 2012[19]

The first hardcore doper President in American history has been a complete and utter failure. Big surprise. #obama[20]

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 18, 2012[21]

Ultimately, the only way you can make liberals behave ethically is by making sure they’re hit w/ the same tactics they use on conservatives

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 19, 2012[22]

Course libs are ok w/ sex selection abortions. Once you start getting picky about why it’s wrong to murder a child, conscience might kick in

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 4, 2012[23]

No worker should be forced to join a union. No business should be required to only hire unionized workers.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012[24]

Finish the fence, make something like e-verify universal, no person illegally here ever gets to come back legally #illegalimmigrationsolved[25]

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 6, 2012[26]

Voter fraud? There’s no voter fraud, so there’s no need to take any steps to prevent it! — Signed, the people who benefit from voter fraud

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 11, 2012[27]

#LiberalismIn4Words[28] Sloth. Wrath. Envy. Pride.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 13, 2012[29]

Goal in life – get fit enough to wear a catsuit. Then never wear a catsuit, but walk tall with the knowledge I could if I wanted.

— Kate (@katearthsis) June 23, 2012[30]

@johnhawkinsrwn[31]. He was a nice guy. A real nice guy! May he rest in peace!

— Michael Lohan (@MichaelJLohan) June 17, 2012[32]

The Democrats’ playbook consists of two modes:Boldness when they hold power; “bipartisanship” once they’ve lost it.

— Bizarro 5 President (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2012[33]

“I wish I had more people in my life telling me what I HAVE to do.” -no one ever

— red robin (@redbreasticles) June 9, 2012[34]

From the Netroots Nation handbook: “Please do not assume anyone’s gender, even people you may have met in the past.” #Netroots[35]

— Francesca Chambers (@fran_chambers) June 7, 2012[36]

Democrats trying to blame Bush for #FastAndFurious[37]. Were that remotely the case do you honestly think they’d invoke executive privilege?

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 20, 2012[38]

Oh, you represent your hood? Congratulations on being from a place.

— Condescending Wonka (@OhWonka) June 2, 2012[39]

I’m sure this Tweet won’t be mocked at all. RT @BarackObama[40] As an intern at #Obama2012[41] HQ, you could have lunch with @DavidAxelrod[42].

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) June 10, 2012[43]

“Obama Accomplishments That Didn’t Involve OBL Getting Shot By SEALs.”#ShortestBooksEverWritten[44] #caring[45]

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) June 13, 2012[46]

Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

— Chelsea Grunwald (@ChelseaGrunwald) June 11, 2012[47]

Endnotes:
  1. June 16, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/214014944662913024
  2. June 27, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/218106187634323457
  3. June 22, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/216227468275757056
  4. June 18, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/214834425484165120
  5. June 3, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/209281729293336579
  6. June 2, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/208954859452502016
  7. June 19, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/215218126797811714
  8. June 3, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/209356772195045376
  9. June 17, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/214160521174319104
  10. June 2, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/209028565994450944
  11. June 25, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/217401649667375104
  12. June 23, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/216619523808305152
  13. bit.ly/MlyGDE: http://t.co/EWNm9vT9
  14. June 21, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/215877231338192896
  15. June 7, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/210856503337435137
  16. June 8, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/211125717243658241
  17. June 3, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/209409588481634304
  18. June 27, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/217799930939584512
  19. June 4, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/209629136451407872
  20. #obama: https://twitter.com/search/%2523obama
  21. June 18, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/214825975844843521
  22. June 19, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/215176566907478018
  23. June 4, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/209730242523316225
  24. June 2, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/209002845947691008
  25. #illegalimmigrationsolved: https://twitter.com/search/%2523illegalimmigrationsolved
  26. June 6, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/210355851398090753
  27. June 11, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/212009030892269568
  28. #LiberalismIn4Words: https://twitter.com/search/%2523LiberalismIn4Words
  29. June 13, 2012: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn/status/212950531847622656
  30. June 23, 2012: https://twitter.com/katearthsis/status/216664988146868224
  31. johnhawkinsrwn: https://twitter.com/johnhawkinsrwn
  32. June 17, 2012: https://twitter.com/MichaelJLohan/status/214491020224770048
  33. June 13, 2012: https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ/status/212720154444963841
  34. June 9, 2012: https://twitter.com/redbreasticles/status/211494578132484097
  35. #Netroots: https://twitter.com/search/%2523Netroots
  36. June 7, 2012: https://twitter.com/fran_chambers/status/210875145441656834
  37. #FastAndFurious: https://twitter.com/search/%2523FastAndFurious
  38. June 20, 2012: https://twitter.com/derekahunter/status/215464597895909376
  39. June 2, 2012: https://twitter.com/OhWonka/status/208999196567670784
  40. BarackObama: https://twitter.com/BarackObama
  41. #Obama2012: https://twitter.com/search/%2523Obama2012
  42. DavidAxelrod: https://twitter.com/DavidAxelrod
  43. June 10, 2012: https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/211851509892268033
  44. #ShortestBooksEverWritten: https://twitter.com/search/%2523ShortestBooksEverWritten
  45. #caring: https://twitter.com/search/%2523caring
  46. June 13, 2012: https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/status/213041841422077953
  47. June 11, 2012: https://twitter.com/ChelseaGrunwald/status/212283993452838913

Source URL: https://rightwingnews.com/10-random-140-character-thoughts/the-35-best-tweets-from-june/