The 25 Best Tweets Of 2013

by John Hawkins | December 16, 2013 7:21 am

The problem with picking the “best” tweets for a year is that there are hundreds of thousands of tweets being spewed out 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year. Meanwhile, most of us follow only an infinitesimal slice of the people on Twitter and have to do things like work and sleep that interfere with being online all day. In other words, picking the best tweets from across Twitter is a little like picking the wettest spots in the ocean.

Still, someone had to take a crack at it; so in no particular order…

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

– Joe Rogan (@joerogan) January 27, 2013[1]

 

It’s the law of the land Is an argument built on sand If it really were so grand slavery wouldn’t be banned.

– Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) September 25, 2013[2]

If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don’t love anything.

– Jason Miller (@longwall26) September 1, 2012[3]

 

Hey, @piersmorgan[4], can you please explain these signs on your Beverly Hills property? http://t.co/OvPpUy2ZpX[5]

– James O’Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) April 2, 2013[6]

 

It’s odd how not a single one of these pro-amnesty Republicans ever has their immigration epiphany as a candidate

– Allahpundit (@allahpundit) June 21, 2013[7]

I think this is what is described as “losing your base”. Bill Ayers: “Try Obama for War Crimes”.

– Vox Day (@voxday) June 18, 2013[8]

 

Dear Sen/Rep: You think your constituents are OK w/feds spying on them? In what year did you last talk to a regular person in your district?

– Justin Amash (@repjustinamash) June 9, 2013[9]

 

“Oh, the guy who bombed Boston is on the loose in my neighborhood? Super glad I don’t have an AR-15 with 30 round mags” Said nobody, ever.

– Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) April 19, 2013[10]

“Now is not the time to gut these job creating investments and innovation.” I feel like we’ve been investing forever. When do they pay off?

– Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) February 13, 2013[11]

 

So, is this government that can’t put up a website the same one predicting the weather 500 years from now? Asking for a friend.

– Leaping Lemurs (@practicetheory) November 20, 2013[12]

My .38 is named Passive Resistance.

– Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) February 18, 2013[13]

 

In a land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness

– Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 30, 2013[14]

Democrats calling our office today to argue women should not be allowed to defend themselves with a gun if they are raped #WarOnWomen[15]

– Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveWorks4You) May 31, 2013[16]

Obama is going to be angrier than anyone when he reads about these Obama administration lies and scandals in the morning.

– Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) November 19, 2013[17]

 

I’ll try to pick up the pieces & carry on. MT @ABFalecbaldwin[18]: Our show, @UpLateWithAlec[19] , may not come back, but thanks to all who watched

– Jedediah Bila (@JedediahBila) November 18, 2013[20]

Dumb people have a rather bad habit of only remembering the past six months and extrapolating all of future history from there.

– SquatchPride69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 21, 2013[21]

 

Apple has done more to enrich people’s lives than politicians will ever do.

– Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) May 21, 2013[22]

 

Shills for the butter industry. RT @keder[23]: No idea why some of you think defending racist Democrat Paula Deen is a worthwhile endeavor.

– Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) June 21, 2013[24]

Car Rescues: Zimmerman 1, Kennedy 0

– jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) July 22, 2013[25]

 

first rule of fight club is no fightig. welcom to contradicton club evryone hav a seat adn dont hav a seat. also this isnt contradicton club

– jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 27, 2013[26]

 

 

RT if you want to defeat #Go8[27] “amnesty now, border security later (never)” bill & not repeat 1986! #NoAmnesty[28] pic.twitter.com/n2OzdkXNQa[29]

– Senator Ted Cruz (@SenTedCruz) June 27, 2013[30]


I’m disgusted when I see some old guy with a younger woman. Or a younger guy with a younger woman. Just couples. Or groups. Any person.

– Joss Whedon (@josswhedon) June 7, 2013[31]

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

– Condescending Wonka (@OhWonka) May 4, 2013[32]

Want to immediately reduce the national gun homicide rate by 5%? Sell Chicago to Canada.

– David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 20, 2013[33]

 

You’d better hope not, for your own sake. MT @SenatorReid[34] People at work should be judged on their merits

– Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) November 1, 2013[35]

Also see,

My Favorite 75 Personal Tweets from 2013[36]

Endnotes:
  1. January 27, 2013: https://twitter.com/joerogan/statuses/295534798716407808
  2. September 25, 2013: https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/statuses/382962773354766336
  3. September 1, 2012: https://twitter.com/longwall26/statuses/241744606813884416
  4. @piersmorgan: https://twitter.com/piersmorgan
  5. http://t.co/OvPpUy2ZpX: http://t.co/OvPpUy2ZpX
  6. April 2, 2013: https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/statuses/319158493842132992
  7. June 21, 2013: https://twitter.com/allahpundit/statuses/348215415710822400
  8. June 18, 2013: https://twitter.com/voxday/statuses/347089382676787201
  9. June 9, 2013: https://twitter.com/repjustinamash/statuses/343860232738455553
  10. April 19, 2013: https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/statuses/325246201614188544
  11. February 13, 2013: https://twitter.com/TabithaHale/statuses/301519558148251648
  12. November 20, 2013: https://twitter.com/practicetheory/statuses/403009432117714945
  13. February 18, 2013: https://twitter.com/DLoesch/statuses/303646390280679424
  14. April 30, 2013: https://twitter.com/RGIII/statuses/329334674402967552
  15. #WarOnWomen: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23WarOnWomen&src=hash
  16. May 31, 2013: https://twitter.com/SteveWorks4You/statuses/340512537462333440
  17. November 19, 2013: https://twitter.com/andylancaster/statuses/402644206608728064
  18. @ABFalecbaldwin: https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin
  19. @UpLateWithAlec: https://twitter.com/UpLateWithAlec
  20. November 18, 2013: https://twitter.com/JedediahBila/statuses/402298185747795969
  21. March 21, 2013: https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ/statuses/314830054922268672
  22. May 21, 2013: https://twitter.com/SenRandPaul/statuses/336848935463309312
  23. @keder: https://twitter.com/keder
  24. June 21, 2013: https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter/statuses/348212800256102400
  25. July 22, 2013: https://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/statuses/359360380331503616
  26. February 27, 2013: https://twitter.com/jonnysun/statuses/306602487568281601
  27. #Go8: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Go8&src=hash
  28. #NoAmnesty: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NoAmnesty&src=hash
  29. pic.twitter.com/n2OzdkXNQa: http://t.co/n2OzdkXNQa
  30. June 27, 2013: https://twitter.com/SenTedCruz/statuses/350241569418407936
  31. June 7, 2013: https://twitter.com/josswhedon/statuses/343151797885603841
  32. May 4, 2013: https://twitter.com/OhWonka/statuses/330797475629785088
  33. January 20, 2013: https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/statuses/293005687032774657
  34. @SenatorReid: https://twitter.com/SenatorReid
  35. November 1, 2013: https://twitter.com/jtLOL/statuses/396316844585275392
  36. My Favorite 75 Personal Tweets from 2013: https://rightwingnews1.wpenginepowered.com/john-hawkins/my-favorite-75-personal-tweets-from-2013/

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