Written By : John Hawkins
February 1, 2012

This time, I’m trying something a little different: 15 tweets from me, 5 from my quote accounts (all of which you should follow), and 10 from other people. Enjoy!

Liberalism says enjoy yourself, someone else will pay for it, & anyone who says there’s more to life than that wants to ruin your good time

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 8, 2012

I think the GOP should put Mexican family members of people killed by Fast & Furious weapons in front of Congress to demand answers.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 2, 2012

A lot of times, you’ll get exactly what you put up with, no more and no less.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 20, 2012

Obama is like a 5 year old painting frowny faces on the wall with his own feces who thinks he’s better than Da Vinci.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 2, 2012

Really smart people realize how little they know.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 6, 2012

If it’s supposed to be constitutional to force everyone to buy healthcare, why not force everyone to buy an ID to take with them to vote?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 21, 2012

The GOP needs to do more to explain why it’s a big deal that the budget hasn’t been done in 1000 days so the avg person gets the importance

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 24, 2012

Mitt was a terrible, unpopular, moderate governor, but suddenly he’s going to be a great, popular, conservative POTUS? It’s irrational

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 14, 2012

A rut helps make you into a slave. A good routine helps make you free.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 1, 2012

Libertarianism only works where the people are good and decent. If they’re not, it looks like the Palestinian territories or Somalia.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 27, 2012

We’re “winning the race for our future” so much that we’re not going to have a future because we’re spending it all today.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 25, 2012

Definition: Dog whistle: This alerts you that the person who hears it is a liberal who think shouting “racism” benefits them politically

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 21, 2012

If you’re out in public calling someone racist, you can go screw yourself. (PS: Apologies to the .001% of people responding to real racism)

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 18, 2012

It’s easy to spot the most cruel & depraved people in politics. Just listen for incessant talk about sensitivity & empathy. Then wait.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 7, 2012

When you run across behavior that seems completely irrational, don’t forget that it may seem that way because it is completely irrational

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 6, 2012

“They gave our Master a crown of thorns — Why do we hope for a crown of roses?” — Martin Luther.

— Christianity Quotes (@testifyChrist) January 28, 2012

“If you do not change direction, you may end up where you are heading.” — Lao Tzu

— Self-Help Quotes (@selfhelpquote) January 5, 2012

“Even the poorest 5% of Americans are better off financially than two thirds of the entire world.”

— Capitalism Facts (@capitalismfacts) January 16, 2012

“The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see.” — Ayn Rand

— Conservative Quotes (@rightquotations) January 3, 2012

“The Spartans do not ask how many are the enemy but where are they.” — Plutarch

— Masculine quotes (@masculinequotes) January 23, 2012

If our teachers were that great, why does our education system suck? How did that happen? Magic?

— benshapiro (@benshapiro) January 25, 2012

Obama in 2008: I will lower the oceans. Obama in 2012: We’ll make it easier for farmers to spill milk.

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) January 25, 2012

If Obama is so angry at bankers and Wall Street guys, why did he hire so many of them? #justasking#SOTU

— Josh Harkinson (@JoshHarkinson) January 25, 2012

I can report from my couch in VA that I may fall asleep in the soft, hipstery glow of my Christmas tree soon.campl.us/hlO5

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) January 4, 2012

I can’t believe a guy who never had a single professional success to his name (apart from being hired and promoted) is failing as President.

— Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) January 5, 2012

RT @kesgardner: Today’s national debt: $15,222,940,045,451.09. Your share as a citizen: $48,667.49. Your share as a taxpayer: $134,644.

— Ashley Sewell (@TXTrendyChick) January 3, 2012

They cry “culture warrior” as they attack him for his faith and how his family lives.

— Timothy P Carney (@TPCarney) January 5, 2012

Before using a urinal, I always check it for dead Taliban so I don’t get in trouble.

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) January 14, 2012

I have bad news for you. RT @joe_sheehan It just takes one moron to ruin Twitter for me.

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) January 31, 2012

Obama has an idea: let’s spend more money! My God, if only we’d thought of that earlier!

— benshapiro (@benshapiro) January 25, 2012

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